ja ne say twat

tweeting must be the ax for the frozen seas within me - not helpful whatsoever

[prance @bocxtop]

elon’s ketamine plug needs to put in work today, we can have him admit election interference and put this app up for sale by tonight if bro locks in

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

Need this on a t-shirt

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@growing_daniel The left hates Asians

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

@Joshua_BT Always dreamt of this

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

@_MrNG77 He's done better

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

My sister used half of my Kerrygold butter to make Rice Krispie treats and I hit her with the "BITCH IN THIS ECONOMY?"

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

Canadians are some of nicest people out there and it's great hanging out with them until all of your sarcasm bounces straight off their very kind heads
these canucks really don't get humor do they

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

@_MrNG77 Asking someone "arey when are you getting married" is not advice

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

How is it fair that I don't drink coffee, never smoked a cigarette in my life, drink once a month yet those who frequently do seem to have a far better physique and skin than me

I suppose there is no way to hack a subpar diet and never going to the gym aka me

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

@_MrNG77 It's both our thing. That's why we were called aunties back in August

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

@_MrNG77 Never asked about your prepubescent skin in my original tweet either u coconut

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

@_MrNG77 I have trouble smelling, period, because of the abomination that is the vaping epidemic in Dubai. We have our own edition of a fruit salad smog

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

@_MrNG77 Is that the pollution Delhi pollution exfoliating your skin ❤️

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

It's the serenity tax

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

On average, being single costs £860 more a month than being partnered.

[Kelli Russell Agodon @KelliAgodon]

Well, I've read this Sarah Russell poem about 15 times this morning... So now you can too:

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

1000s of passengers on rotation, trillions of bacteria building off of each other and choosing to disinfect a miniscular area to not fall sick and ruin your holiday is some leftist propensity? Chew on a bike, Jordan

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

I've been doing this before the pandemic hit. "OCD tendencies" aside, planes are a hotbed for germs with cabin crew confirming that the interiors have never seen even an accidental wipe-down of any surface.

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

All this unnecessary terror is pretty hard on people with OCD tendencies. Truly.

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

lol

[ck @ck_SNARKs]

@SBakerMD In India now and there are very short people here.

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

Some people go through a rough time for being childless. But is being depressed for not owning a dog, a thing? I'm here watching dog reels and the ache in my heart keeps getting worse

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

what better example of a professionally prescribed opinion (and therefore, the fitting validation that comes with it) than a manicurist doting on how soft your hands are

there are not many gleaming remarks to work with in my life atm

[ja ne say twat @janitajj]

@Joshua_BT @hkanner1 @priyakrishna @CadeMetz Haha, I really won't be making it this time. Work is going to be a nightmare to pull away from