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“i know you said not to actually fuck your bf, bro, but he came onto me, I swear!! At least you know for sure now that he’s cheating on you.
sorry for loading him up, we didn’t have a condom. also i’m going back to his place again tonight… sorry, bro…”
Give up. No, this isn't a normal relationship. No, it's not what you or your parents had in mind for you when you were younger.🥴 But so what? Accept it, you love being my dumb cashtoy. You love watching me slowly fuck up your life more and more, loser.😵💫
My cousin told me to strip down before I started washin’ the car so I wouldn’t get my clothes wet. I figured we were far enough into the country no one I knew would see me, and it was really hot out. So I stripped naked and modestly covered my growing member. When I looked up my cousin was still fully dressed, but his 🍆 was sticking out of his pants! It was the biggest 🍆 I’ve ever seen!
My cousin asked me if I’ve ever saw my mommy and daddy fkin’ before. Shaking my head no, my cousin laughed and forced me over the hood of the car and said he was gonna show me what it’s like when mommies and daddies fk, and I’m going to be the mommy 😳! Pinning me down, my cousin kicked my legs apart exposing my pink vrgn 🕳️. A light breeze blew over my pink pucker making it twitch and slam shut. Before I knew what was happening my cousin had my 🍑 in the air and he was plowing my hole with his enormous 🍆 ! He showed no mercy for my vrgn boy p—sy, as he called it, and it felt like he was ripping me open. After seeding my bussy, my cousin pulled his deflating but still huge 🍆 from my now gaping 🕳️ and left me splayed out on the hood of his daddy’s car!
Was sleeping naked at my aunts house when i woke up to cousin using my hole like it was a fleshlight. Ngl tho it felt so good i didnt want him to stop💦😫
bro too bad you got kicked out of the bar leaving your bf behind… don’t worry tho bud, me n my friend covered your tab. now your bf’s figurin out a way to repay us for you
I managed to convince my straight best buddy that in honor of Pride Month he should let me deep throat his gorgeous cock. Judging by the faces he made while I slobbered on his delectable man meat he enjoyed it too and this won't be just a one time thing 🤤