Mission Specialist

Ghostwriters: @MichaelPilla6 & @makin_Benjamins MY TWEETS ARE NOT MY OWN (except when they are)(but they really aren't)*(but they are)

[Jordan Howard @Skwerilleee]

@LindseyGrahamSC

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Alec Bohm would break this camera into a million pieces in his first at bat

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

My stepfather always said "The elephant doesn't have to tell anyone he's big".

This guy needs therapy. Its embarrassing. Eisenhower's generation would laugh at him. This is like dialog from a terrible B movie script. Or a Roy Cohn tutorial.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

[Rob Slater @RobSlater10]

“I only hate pedophiles I disagree with politically.” -Clay Travis

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

“ What if the bats get hot ”

[Jack Fritz @JackFritzWIP]

Just trust Stott to pull the ball instead of bunting.

[Spammie Henson @SpammieHenson]

Paul Finebaum looking for the guy who started the bias against Dabo

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

shout out to all the purple hearts out there

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@PeteHegseth Pete's POV:

[Toᴍᴍʏ Sʜɪɴᴇ @BeeRapist]

Here is the Dow Jones since the peak of the byzantine empire.

[Sid Prabhu @sidprabhu]

Connecting the dots:

(1) You work your ass of, saving your hard earned money

(2) Chamath pitches you SPACs, telling you it all goes to a good companies and you will reap the benefits.

(3) Nothing actually gets better so you start to question wether this is just a huge grift.

(4) Chamath promises to "really fuck some shit up". He doesn't hide his intensions and dumps stock on the public.

(5) The wrecking ball arrives via the Fed raising rates and the SPAC bubble bursting. Your money was being pilfered by scammers selling worthless companies with questionable guidance, no viable business model and huge promotes...the list goes on and on.

The only questions left are how far the rot goes and why anyone listens to Chamath about anything.

This is not a Republican or Democrat issue anymore, its common sense.

[Mission Specialist @jankid007]

@awfulannouncing What the hell is he talking about. What are you going to do, quit? first take is clown shown that no one takes seriously. Epitomizes everything wrong with what ESPN has become.

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

SEC advances to 1,347-0 in hypothetical matchups

[Josh Graham @JoshGrahamShow]

Seeing how mad Shane Gillis just made Nick Saban — while Nick was wearing that hat — is the peak of comedy

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

"So we need the Lakers to win by 8 or more. If they win by 7 then it's a push and we just get our money back"