Janelle

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

sometimes you gotta just blow the bathroom up at work

[• @yducknow]

“Tell everyone your name and three things about you”

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

If you’re so behind why you always the youngest in the room

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Here come those fuck ass Aquariuses

[໊ @user0000O0]

what is it called when you’re smart but also dumb as fuck

[g a b y @gabydvj]

if i meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job you are subhuman to me

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

y’ll be arguing with people who haven’t been to the library since 7th grade

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… the people making the decisions rarely understand the work.

[𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲. @graciell__]

How it feels going back to work after your lunch break

[g @34rths]

I hate when My unwashed hair plagues my head with misinformation

[kendall @internetfairie]

seeing male ass crack genuinely infuriates me

[DES. @destinCONRAD]

bitches that got military time on they phone want attention SOOOOOO bad like okay cadet kelly

[Rinae @eclipsebooty]

Fake laughing at work is exhausting af, just leave me alone bro 😭

[⛧ @Rainclips__]

im never beating the easily irritated allegations

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before