Janna

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I didn’t leave my wife and kids to be losing to Kenny Fucking Pickett at half”

[Janna @jannana_bread]

My eight year old nephew told me that girls aren’t tough so I explained menstruation to him

[What Shirls Says @shirleydor_]

This was only 60 years ago. Just imagine receiving your school admission rejection letter and reading this.

[Janna @jannana_bread]

Yesterday my boyfriend said that he’d rather have dinner with Tom Brady than Peyton Manning and now I have to break up with him ☹️☹️☹️

[Janna @jannana_bread]

@TheDonald06 I don’t understand this tweet

[Janna @jannana_bread]

@TheDonald06 Hey now!!! I think this is from when it almost fell over. It wasn’t their fault!!

[Janna @jannana_bread]

@TheDonald06 Is this a subtweet??

[Janna @jannana_bread]

@TheDonald06 At least they know what shrimp is

[Janna @jannana_bread]

@TheDonald06 What about me??

[Janna @jannana_bread]

@TheDonald06 “Cook”

[Janna @jannana_bread]

@TheDonald06 I shall keep this in mind

[Janna @jannana_bread]

@TheDonald06 Never seen a chick fil a on a Sunday, huh?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This martial arts instructor helping his student push through his fear is powerful 🙌

(via @cave313, @mrjasonowilson)

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it is the human’s first time trying to change the world. and they are exhausted. so while they rest for a little bit. i have stolen their sign. and will trot proudly around the house with it. until they are ready. to fight again

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Dear white people,
For days you’ve asked me what you can do to help. I’ve finally found an answer.

Let your guard down and listen.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

It's official.

He's back.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Thanks for the Cups, the laughs, and the thrills.

All the best to you, two-time Stanley Cup Champion @PKessel81.

[Janna @jannana_bread]

@C6URTNEY Don’t think I could have found a more accurate gif to represent my reaction

[Janna @jannana_bread]

We’re having a small Oktoberfest this weekend and I’ve immediately regretted inviting my mother

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I’ll rise.

-Maya Angelou