bitches with fake nails like these obviously aren’t blind like I am because idk about you but sticking these in your eyes to get your contacts in so your blind ass can see is hella uncomfortable
lol everyone hates deer but I lowkey think they’re sooo funny like they just trot across the rosd and stare at you like “hit me bitch i dare u” they dgaf
I keep seeing people posting all this nostalgic stuff about high school and I’m sitting here like..was I the only one that hated high school? Did y’all really love it that much?? Was it just me that wanted to die the whole time??
This human-like robot can climb steps, walk on uneven terrain and stay balanced even if it's bumped. Ford is testing the robot, called Digit, with the goal of having it carry deliveries from self-driving cars to customers' doorsteps. https://t.co/UdQnHvnMWT
ur not depressed bc u cry a lot when u & u bf break up. u don’t have anxiety disorder bc u get nervous before exams. ur not ocd bc u like to color code your closet. self-diagnosing & downplaying the symptoms of mental illnesses is insulting to those who actually suffer from them.
Irresponsible woman hops barrier into jaguar enclosure because she prioritized her selfie over the safety of the animal.
Write an accurate headline. This is going to make people think the animal is to blame, when it’s clearly the woman’s fault.
Coworker: “hey can you take my shift?”
Me: “of course!”
Me: hey so it turns out I have open heart surgery Tuesday Ik it’s kinda late notice but like do you think you could pick up my shift?
Coworker : sorry it’s my dogs half birthday otherwise I totally would ://