Jan Needle

Seaman, singer, writer. Lying Doggo is a 'raw satire' about Eton, Johnson, Dom and other modern delight s

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Racist abuse, far-right vloggers and the monstering of refugee hotels, by @ManchesterMill https://t.co/9RZRz9KLKe

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Good to see Boris and mates running scared. My "disgusting little book" Lying Doggo has already seen off the short-sighted Cockroach, and more heads will roll. How long before I get the writs I wonder. It's on Amazon at under a quid.

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[Jan Needle @janneedle]

I've just signed the open letter calling on the government to keep the £20 Universal Credit boost in place, will you add your name? https://t.co/UycVEZeZBA

[Jan Needle @janneedle]

The boys who never grow up: Sad Little Men, by Richard Beard, reviewed https://t.co/urfWJfwYOZ via @spectator

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I just signed the petition calling on the government to give the FCA the power to block banks from closing branches in communities which are dependent on them. Will you add your name? https://t.co/cHUJVwp4s8

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We must not be silent in the face of this injustice. Sign @euromove's petition calling on the UK government to uphold citizens' rights after #Brexit

https://t.co/8uB8BMfcN5

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Benedict Cumberbatch: ‘We created the migrant crisis’ https://t.co/8lOP0CTGDA

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Viral video showing Boris Johnson misleading parliament reaches 30m views https://t.co/j6atnzV8S6

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I've signed the petition for calling on the "Big Six" energy companies to not increase fuel prices. Will you add your name? https://t.co/iKhCh9PF1p

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Please sign & RT this petition, it means a lot to me: https://t.co/bPenh7OXr4 via @38_degrees

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Death Order https://t.co/WscyB1pYPj via @@Awesome_Indies

[Jan Needle @janneedle]

Death Order https://t.co/WscyB1pYPj via @@Awesome_Indies
Just got a citation! Gritty, fast-moving, sexy, historical thriler. (Tho I sez so meself!)

[Jan Needle @janneedle]

"Left to his own devices, Boris will wander off from decisions and read Pliny or Pericles or eat or shag." Senior Tory quoted in today's Observer.
https://t.co/kgAUb1WarH
All the dirt you'll ever want to read!

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Pity I didn't put Govey and his missus in my Scotch on the Rocks as Mr and Mrs Macbeth. Dead ringers! There's a part there for Bozzer too. Pity Lying Doggo got rid of Cummings though!

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Pity I didn't put Govey and his missus in my Scotch on the Rocks book. They make a brilliant Macbeth and his dreadful wife. There's parts in there for Cummings and Bozzer too.
And all for 77p!

[Jan Needle @janneedle]

After seeing off Mad Dom Cummings with my 'filthy, libellous' book about life at Eton College, who will be the next to fall? Boris - watch your back!
https://t.co/XdD37wrL2v

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What took the pillock so long? But yippee!
https://t.co/kgAUb1WarH

[Jan Needle @janneedle]

I'm told the Cummings boys are out to get me for my part in his downfall? HOLY SHIT!
https://t.co/XdD37wrL2v