Jannine

she/her expat in London after 5yrs in Luxembourg, ex-codemonkey, former Seattleite, enjoys food, books (esp Romance!), video games and making stuff.

[Jannine @jannines]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/5voGYukCBT

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

Step inside our community gallery, and what will you find?

Let's introduce you to Herstory by Malikah Holder...

[Jannine @jannines]

@floschechter Omg I had NO idea!

[Jannine @jannines]

@JenReadsRomance We got ours for our wedding 26+ years ago. I have since moved it to Europe and for the last 10+ years it has been running through a giant converter (because 220v electrics here) and it is still running perfectly. Love it! And so glad I brought it with me

[Jannine @jannines]

A livestreamed D&D one shot will take place inside the vagina of the game's biggest monster, and it's for a good cause—science and education https://t.co/8FlwgxKpBv

[Fara Kaufman @justfara]

So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need:
1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks.
2. Boxed milk is a treasure, as kids need it for cereal which they also get a lot of.
3. Everyone donates pasta sauce and spaghetti noodles.
4. They cannot eat all the awesome canned veggies and soup unless you put a can opener in too or buy pop tops.
5. Oil is a luxury but needed for Rice a-Roni which they also get a lot of.
6. Spices or salt and pepper would be a real Christmas gift.
7. Tea bags and coffee make them feel like you care.
8. Sugar and flour are treats.
9. They fawn over fresh produce donated by farmers and grocery stores.
10. Seeds are cool in Spring and Summer because growing can be easy for some.
11. They rarely get fresh meat.
12. Tuna and crackers make a good lunch.
13. Hamburger Helper goes nowhere without ground beef.
14. They get lots of peanut butter and jelly but usually not sandwich bread.
15. Butter or margarine is nice too.
16. Eggs are a real commodity.
17. Cake mix and frosting makes it possible to make a child’s birthday cake.
18. Dishwashing detergent is very expensive and is always appreciated.
19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury and women will cry over that.
20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing.

In all the years I have donated food at the Holidays, I bought what I thought they wanted, but have never asked. I am glad I did. If you are helping a Family this Christmas, maybe this can help you tailor it more. It does for me!

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

Our favourite mushroom is the Amanita vaginata (commonly called the grisette). It's called "vaginata" because of the protective sheath at the bottom: the word "vagina" derives from this too.

Better still, this sheath is called a volva.

[Jannine @jannines]

Happy Birthday @jenreadsromance
If this works, it’ll be a miracle 😂

[Pride Of Irons @PrideOfIrons]

Statement from our Committee

#TransRightsAreHumanRights

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

Are you as excited as we are? It's time to get planning your visit! We expect opening weekend to be pretty busy, so if you're an eager beaver who wants to be the first to come, book a free timed ticket so you're guaranteed to slip right in https://t.co/989SG6EMhE

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

Our first exhibition in the new space will be Endometriosis: Into the Unknown, a voyage of discovery which combines myth-busting, lived experience, and the cutting edge of science as we explore this common, life-changing condition. https://t.co/0c3ZAJ0iyD

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

Friends, Romans, cunts. The moment you've been waiting for is here. We can now announce our new address and the date of our grand reopening: we will be opening to the public on 4th November at Arches 275-276, Poyser Street, Bethnal Green. https://t.co/UVM2pkOoQR

[Gail Carriger @gailcarriger]

My favorite Venn diagram.

[Jannine @jannines]

@JenReadsRomance If you somehow don’t already have it 😉

[Cate @supergayscripts]

Can we stop saying ‘Greta Gerwig scores biggest opening wkend ever for female director’ and start saying Greta Gerwig scores bigger opening weekend than any man this year - and most other years too. It’s the 24th highest opening in HISTORY. It’s bigger than TOP GUN MFING MAVERICK

[Jessica Chastain @jes_chastain]

Ladies & gentlemen, I give you… Jon Stewart

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

If you have student loan debt, you should know this:

Every single House Republican just voted to overturn President Biden’s student debt forgiveness plan AND retroactively charge you interest on your paused payments.

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

💜🙏🏾💜