Jan Pierce

[Jan Pierce @janrpierce]

@timfsbrown 1. Drunk
2. High
3. Asleep

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

[Jan Pierce @janrpierce]

We interrupt these commercials to bring you the Ryder Cup

[Jan Pierce @janrpierce]

@StumptownFooty Not enough

[Jan Pierce @janrpierce]

Fuck Masienda and the Antonelli’s

[Jan Pierce @janrpierce]

@BrianMFloyd And that they called the timeout before that and then still thought it was a good call, and then didn’t have three timeouts to stop the clock

[Jan Pierce @janrpierce]

@johnhollinger Including the shitty reffing

[Jan Pierce @janrpierce]

@johnhollinger His complaining repertoire is pretty full

[Jan Pierce @janrpierce]

@HollyAnderson @ShutdownFullcas https://t.co/VW3eiWqAYa

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

I’ve been informed it is obligatory to play this video on the anniversary.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

If you look at the results, the American people love abortion, drugs, transpeople and, possibly, porn. It's a fundamental decent country despite a rancid elite.

[Rob Moseley @DuckFootball]

Dan Lanning ended with a plea for action in the wake of this week's shootings in Maine. Noted gun violence is an issue his team has addressed amongst themselves.

Said it wasn't a political statement. Simply: "Where is the respect for human life? … I think enough’s enough."

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/Kp8d3b4JZS

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Uvalde: AR-15
Buffalo: AR-15
Boulder: AR-15
Orlando: AR-15
Parkland: AR-15
Nashville: AR-15
Las Vegas: AR-15
Sandy Hook: AR-15
San Bernardino: AR-15
Midland/Odessa: AR-15
Colorado Springs: AR-15
Poway Synagogue: AR-15
Tree of Life Synagogue: AR-15

Lewiston: AR-15

[Newtown Action Alliance ❌👑 @NewtownAction]

Guns are the #1 cause of death for children in the United States.

[Rich Eisen Show @RichEisenShow]

With gun violence currently consuming the Alabama basketball program and after chatting with the still-grieving Michigan State coach Tom Izzo, @richeisen felt compelled to send yet another message to those in power to do something real to help.

[Jan Pierce @janrpierce]

Fuck the Antonelli’s and their cheese shop

[Jan Pierce @janrpierce]

@annibees @mtiller4 That was our old neighbor before I moved onto Balmer Circle. Hope you’re enjoying Sellwood!

[Jan Pierce @janrpierce]

Best voicemail ever

[Jan Pierce @janrpierce]

My best tweet ever before Twitter dies

[Jan Pierce @janrpierce]

Best voicemail ever