Amber Janson

I hate twitter.

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@JuliaWolf Seth will tell you

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@JuliaWolf “Hey big b*tch” #nfsayings

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@JuliaWolf Heh heh heh

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@JuliaWolf “She legit has 2 boyfriends”

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@JuliaWolf “Stealing from Walmart is okay”

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@JuliaWolf “I burnt my hand with acid, science isn’t my thing”

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@JuliaWolf “You know I love you, I’m just upset you didn’t snap me this morning” #NFproblems

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When you drop your remote in the chip bag, and then drop the chips on the floor. #dadproblems

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@CavemansSponge @squirrel_q

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Ever since college, that spongebob episode where he has to write an essay and ends up burning his house down to escape it is too relatable

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I’ll put him and my cats in one room to hang out @JuliaWolf

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You don’t have that power over me @matthew

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“Why does she do that?”
“Maybe it’s a tumblr thing.” @JuliaWolf

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@JuliaWolf Who tf voted for summer time sadness??

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I’m almost famous #46

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Get out of my life pin head

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@JuliaWolf It’s summer town red dress!😡

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I like my own tweets to feel better about myself #liked

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Guys I’m sitting in Chem and there’s a sloth