welcome back to jantobot guys!!!
some updates though:
i found a new system, however because i’m using a free account i can only do every 3 hours and only have a limit of 100000 characters so expectant, the comics & a couple audio quotes have had to be removed from the source
JACK:You kissed me!
IANTO: I did, and you kissed me back.
JACK: Yeah, but this uh, relationships at work are never a good idea.
IANTO: Who said anything about a relationship? We're both screwed up, maybe this is what we need.
JACK: Maybe but just this once, yeah?
To Ianto's great annoyance, Jack looked as immaculate as ever.
'Hey Ianto,' he called. We could put these on at home, rig something up and play hole-in-the-wall in the Hub.'
'Not heard it called that before,' Ianto responded.
'Ianto Jones, I am serious.
ORR: Jack, there's still time. The further away you are-
JACK: I am not going.
ORR: Very well, will you at least let me be him for you? You're doing your very best to hide him from sight, but there was one. A young man, Handsome. I can be him for you. A parting gift if you will.
IANTO: This must have been eating away at you. Why didn’t you tell me? I could have helped.
JACK: No, you couldn’t.
IANTO: I tell you everything.
JACK: Yeah? So tell me, what should I have done?
IANTO: Stood up to them. The Jack I know would have stood up to them.
Ianto had once made the mistake of asking if the hat was fancy dress, and Jack had teased him for a whole week about men in uniform. He’d eventually let Ianto try it on (further gentle mockery)...
RHYS: Well, if you stopped and asked me exactly what I saw in there, instead of showing off round the place --
JACK: (to Ianto) Do I show off?
IANTO: Just a bit.
Ianto looked at Jack. Jack just shrugged, and said nothing. He couldn't ask Ianto to kill him, because he couldn't die.
‘If you can't fix it,’ said Jack, ‘just put me somewhere. Freeze me. Won't make a difference to me either way. Don't waste your life on this. On me.’
Jack laughed. ‘You may as well live here, Ianto,’ he shouted before he closed his office door.
‘I could say the same thing about you, Ianto thought as he set off to the basement to continue his own work.’
JACK: We’ve gotta get you out of here. I can survive anything, but you can't!
IANTO: Too late. I breathed the air.
JACK: There's gotta be something. There's gotta be an antidote!
Across the road Gwen could see Jack and Ianto. From a distance they looked like just another normal couple, happily pottering around town on the weekend, very much in love.
‘Oh, that's what they were talking about,’ realised Toshiko. ‘I think they were going to Ianto’s for a meal. He told Jack he was cooking up something special.’
He turned back to Jack and Gwen. 'Right, then. I'll be off. Do some killing and maiming. Hopefully I'll see you soon.’
Before he left, he gave Jack one last kiss. And he made sure it was a good one.
GWEN: Are you ever coming back, Jack?
JACK: What for?
GWEN: Me. It wasn't your fault.
JACK: I think it was.
GWEN: No.
JACK: Steven and Ianto and Owen and Tosh and Suzie and all of them, because of me.