jan mclaughlin

outta this werld

[jan mclaughlin @janzwerld]

Gonna tell my kids this was Lewis and Clark

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".

[yulee @jinxxm3]

i get high and be like live laugh love is so fucken real omg

[hey bestie @lyxopk]

older sisters be like “yeah that’s my baby brother 👶”

the brother: a 6ft tall 19 year old

[Kim Bhasin @KimBhasin]

I asked my wife if she had any plans tonight and

[Maya @__Maya98]

I don’t think people realize that it is perfectly fine to be pro-life for your own body, but you can’t force that on someone else’s body. That is their decision.

[jan mclaughlin @janzwerld]

me saying “you probably haven’t realized but it’s always a pretty solid day of the year for everyone” when asked when my birthday is

[charlie @chunkbardey]

everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok Yeah this is a birthday

[jan mclaughlin @janzwerld]

and now we’re just expected to wait 2 years¿

[jan mclaughlin @janzwerld]

I still call him pedro

[jan mclaughlin @janzwerld]

The weirdest thing about pregnancy is watching the innie belly button you’ve had for 20+ years slowly flip into an outtie

[ॐ @jill_oleary]

the devil works hard but the ladies at bagel world during a Saturday morning rush work harder

[Red @SurvivingGrady]

May we never forget his dancin scene in “Fever Pitch.” Godspeed, sir.

[jan mclaughlin @janzwerld]

@sor_pres4 @M_McLaughlin16 😂

[Growthclinicc @growthclinicc]

The keys to a happy life is having

- Something meaningful to do
- Someone to love
- Something to look forward to

[jan mclaughlin @janzwerld]

@M_McLaughlin16 Let’s do it

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

charging students $200 just so they can access their homework and textbook should be illegal.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

u glow more when ur loved properly

[jan mclaughlin @janzwerld]

When will nintendogs become an app

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

Cue the Duckboats #RegionofChampions

[KC is a DOOFUS @dom_taylormade]

If abortions are illegal, it should be mandatory for the father to be an active parent. How you gone force women to have children but NOT force the father to help take care of them?