Jeremiah Penner

[Durag Rebel @DuragRebel]

You guys don’t understand how ass it is to be ass at golf. I hate the man I see in the mirror

[Beer Belly Sports @BeerBellySport]

The All AFC South Defense. 🍿

[Trekeitheon Mitchell @trekeitheon]

Downloading Scottie’s short game the day before my $50 muni money match.

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

same guy who made passionfruit made whisper my name and one clown somewhere will say drake sounds the same

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

you’ll be vibing to drake then he’ll just start explaining your current situation in full detail

[Niko @nikotaughtyou]

OG’s won’t be there #nervous

[Libaan Osman @libaanstar1]

Cleveland and New York watching the western conference finals

[Verks ✝️ @VerkioNn2456]

@elitetakes_ Everyone woupd love it, but Texans no matter how good always lose to teams they shouldn't.

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

Bron prolly wanna tweet “🧊🧊🥶🦉” so bad right now

[Coach Papa John 🇬🇧🇬🇧 @CoachPapaJohn]

My favorite part of the PGA and US Open are how many amateurs and PGA professionals they let go shoot an ungodly high score and enjoy the experience.

None of these guys have a shot in hell of ever winning a major, but they’re doing this for the love of the game

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

No playoff games cuz Iceman here, respect @NBA

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Texans D seeing Week 13 at Pittsburgh in primetime:

[ROCKETS 2027 CHAMPIONS @CryLawson]

You not a real Houstonian if you not cheering for this Harden ring

[Phoenix @MajinFee]

Keylan Rutledge meeting Kayden McDonald in the A Gap during Texans training camp

[Tomorrow’s Retro @tomorrowsretro]

We have come a long way 😭

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Texans defense:

Will Anderson Jr.
Danielle Hunter
Sheldon Rankins
Azeez Al-Shaair
Derek Stingley Jr.
Kamari Lassiter
Jalen Pitre
Reed Blakenship

...and Kayden McDonald

SWARMMM.

#NFLDraft

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

How people are gonna be talking about the 2026 Texan’s defense:

[RavensMuse @Ravensmusee]

The Texans got the Great Wall of China with freaking rocket launchers on each side 😳