He loves Chiba. He loves the countryside. He loves hens and cocks. He loves smoking all day. He loves crying about his emo deadbeat friend in Thailand!
Think fatty in Tokyo always lies. Call him out all the time. Knows deadbeat drug addict friend who's back in Japan always lies about everything. I sleep.
What do you do when you find out that your friend who runs an illegal hosting business doxed your deadbeat smoker drinker friend and tried to get him canceled? Turn a blind fucking eye and carry on smoking yourself!
Boo hoo hoo. Waifu has been gone. Who to hang out with? Not vaccinated because #MyBodyMyChoice. Can't go into Tokyo. Oh I know! Bring in degenerate streamers to the house!