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[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Ports. Our children will never know.

[paco @AllaireMatt]

STEPHEN PISCOTTY + SCOTT STERLING

THIS MAY BE THE BEST THING IVE EVER MADE

[japorms @japorms]

@mulletYno It's not the first time. https://t.co/q5J9caDIYZ

[Chris Moody @moody]

This is the only video that should be in the time capsule to explain the 2016 presidential election for the aliens. https://t.co/6xN3OwA8d3

[Jeff Hansen @rakoto10]

Sounds like Jackson McChesney had himself a game tonight. That dude is freaky athletic. Hope one day he'll be BYU's Britain Covey

[Christopher @Tech_Poet]

This is the kind of thing that gives IT professions heart attacks. #diy #sysadmin

[Megan McArdle @asymmetricinfo]

Has the fundraising site for that senior center been created yet? Because we’re definitely in.

[Kevin Mitnick @kevinmitnick]

Hey man, how much time did you get? 10 years? Drug trafficking? No man, I clicked the wrong link.

[Chäschüechli @chronum]

Multithreaded programming - theory and practice.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

How to restore public trust in the IRS:
1. Fire/jail every single employee
2. Bulldoze IRS HQ and salt the earth
3. New hard drives

[japorms @japorms]

@TMobileHelp I emailed all necessary information. The last CSR I spoke with said it would take 2-4 hours to resolve. That was 8 hours ago.

[japorms @japorms]

@TMobileHelp They ported my wife's number and disabled my number (instead of replacing her temp. number). I've lost access to my account.

[japorms @japorms]

@TMobileHelp Will you please explain why a mistake by your porting department that disabled my number takes 48 hours to resolve? Prioritize?

[Andrew Sullivan @sullydish]

The hounding and firing of @BrendanEich disgusts me – as it should anyone interested in a tolerant & diverse society: http://t.co/4NsQKeIpzi

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Whatever the story here, the idea that the US Army has to call 911 when their bases are attacked is flat-out insane.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Maybe the White House would be willing to make a deal with Hobby Lobby if they started their own nuclear program.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Not so good at keeping us out of wars, great at keeping us out of war memorials. #MisterNobelPeacePrize

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Of course, the National Park Service was so strapped for funds it had to send all workers home. Except the memorial barrier putter-uppers.

[japorms @japorms]

@DaveMcCannKSL It was nice to see you in park city today.