Tonya

[Tonya @japswaggg]

@water_below You need to text me the story 😂😂💀💀

[benni @frombenwithlove]

honestly I’m unbothered.. that earthquake kinda smacked, i was in bed like https://t.co/RW9lbODrfu

[𝑆ℎ𝑢𝑔𝑎 𝑀𝑎𝑚𝑎 💕 @slimfineMF]

There really is a Spongebob meme for everything

[shortie 🧚🏼‍♀️ @MarthaKAlvarado]

are my alcoholics thinking what I’m thinking?

[Tonya @japswaggg]

@karinaish_ I never paid you 😂😂

[𝚂𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢, 𝙺𝚊𝚢 @_KayLewinsky]

Once I’m drinking & i start that “idk why bitches can’t say excuse me” shit? TAKE ME HOME🤣🤣😭 it’s about to start getting ghetto 🥴

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

*sees somebody on twitter who is more successful than me*

I gotta get off this website

*switches to Instagram and sees someone hotter than me*

Man, fuck this app

*goes on Facebook and sees a guy I went to middle school with is in jail for murder*

There we go

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

ok so due to personal reasons i will still be fat this summer

[💌 @xoezel]

That aint no problem, i can kindly eat them for you

[2natez @natethegreat118]

Non-college student: “Wtf tuition is expensive as fuck...”
Me: “Ya but you get Spotify for $5 instead of $10 and it comes with Hulu”

[jay @fatherjstn]

mango is the BEST fruit you can’t change my mind

[morgan 🤎 @morgan_lane22]

IIIIIT’S FISH! IF I GAVE
PUDGE TUNA, I’D BE AN
ABOMINATION! I’M LATE
BECAUSE I HAD TO GO
TO THE STORE AND
GET PEANUT BUTTER,
BECAUSE ALL WE HAD
IS- IS STINKING TUNA!

[chloe @clwest22]

i’m gonna dress how i want this summer and if you think i’m fat, well so do i

[Mariana🍒 @marianalolx]

So i was tryna give my hamster a photoshoot and his food fell out of his cheeks ...