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Founder of | Making sense out of nonsense. I love X because everybody judges everybody. I speak my mind. Retweets are not endorsements. 🔥

[🅹🅿 @Japwonji_]

Cows can sometimes be more unpredictable around children because sudden movements, running or loud noises can trigger a reaction.

[Fadhili 🇰🇪 @Fadhili_254]

JUST ONE DAY

One day, without warning, one of you will go first. The other will wake up and learn how heavy silence can be. The bed will feel wider. The nights will feel longer. The house will remain thr same, but will never feel the same again.

In the end, it won't be the money you miss. It won't be the status or the pride. You'll miss thr small voice that said. "I'm here." So love more gently. Forgive more quickly. Because one day, one chair will be empty. And nothing in this world can replace the one who used to sit there.

[Fadhili 🇰🇪 @Fadhili_254]

It took Raila Odinga’s whistleblowing on their nefarious schemes to be deported. https://t.co/nygFyuRUHO

[🅹🅿 @Japwonji_]

@_norman254 Locked IN 🤳💯

[🅹🅿 @Japwonji_]

@salty_oysters2 @_norman254 Haulali

[Bush boy @Domurray99]

Eleven men deciding my week lord lm not gay

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 🇰🇪 @_norman254]

Vile Fred Matiang'i alinionyesha dust hapo KCSE results ndo nataka kumfanyia next year malipo ni hapahapa duniani

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 🇰🇪 @_norman254]

https://t.co/frExmSm7C8

[Bush boy @Domurray99]

Before you marry visit siaya

[CLIFF @UTD_CLIFF]

🚨 BREAKING

Man United are set to hold an internal meeting to decide whether to sign Alejandro Balde from Barcelona.

Jorge Mendes has offered the left-back for £40m–£45m, with Christopher Vivell a big admirer. However, concerns over Balde’s injury record remain.

A decision is expected in the next few hours.

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@mmmicheni 120k bro..

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@SolomonOny67786 Because apparently money is the root of all evil, but poverty is the root of all prayer. 😂😭

[🅹🅿 @Japwonji_]

@Shazzy_Bubble Am down for it… 🤗✅💪🏿

[🇰🇪👑E.A.Q👑🇰🇪 @Shazzy_Bubble]

A Dime Plus 99🍫🤎👑

[𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐞 🇰🇪 @JBalokole]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Here is the reason why you should get married early before you become "wise"😜

[🅹🅿 @Japwonji_]

@Mboso07 Exactly.

Ask questions. Ask follow-ups. Clarify the context. Don’t fill gaps with assumptions.

[🅹🅿 @Japwonji_]

@Margeryah8 True

[𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬✨️ @Mboso07]

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Don't assume!

[Margery @Margeryah8]

Men want a soft, feminine, loyal girl but you get angry when she asks you to be consistent for 7 days straight.

You don't want a good woman. You want a dumb one who tolerates inconsistency.

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@AsaabaCharlotte