Dr. Strange signed with Doom
Salary dumped Spider-Man to the Defenders for picks
Scarlet Witch out with a torn ACL
Assigned the Hulk to the G-League
The second apron is ruining the Avengers
I want America’s best legal minds working on an appeal for Flo Balogun, and if that doesn’t work I want a minimum of 30,000 troops ready to deploy to FIFA HQ in Zürich