Slade Cecconi’s last 4 starts:
21 IP
2.05 ERA
1.14 WHIP
20 K
Cecconi came over in the Josh Naylor trade and has shown some promise early on for Cleveland!
Shakespeare:
-old as shit
-can’t drive
-probably a virgin
-said “to be or not to be that is the question”: dumb
Lil Baby:
-releases nothing but bangers
-has like 10 cars
-said “wah wah wah bitch i’m lil baby”: legendary