Jar Jar Binks for House Speaker

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@GoldwagNathan The centrist Red Guards dragging people through the streets, chanting "A better world isn't possible."

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@JoePostingg Health Secretary RFK Jr. is going to eat one of those chimps infected with the 28 Days Later virus. The rage zombies will all vote for Trump.

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@nikicaga Stoller will stan anyone who makes vague anti-monopoly noises. You could probably get him to support Juche by pointing out that Walmart isn't allowed to operate in North Korea.

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@himbopresident The message for Republicans in 2028 is that if they truly want Jimmy Carter gone they're gonna have to let the Democrats win.

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@GoldwagNathan For example a lot of Republicans who went "We can lie about massive voter fraud and get rubes to vote for us" are now impotently whining about their party genuinely thinking that the ghost of Hugo Chavez stole the 2020 election.

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@GoldwagNathan There's this idea that you can pretend to agree with the electorate then govern differently, and that may work for a short time but it catches up to you. Eventually they either realize you are fine with girls in Warhammer or you lose the plot and radicalize your party against it.

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@souljagoytellem The tragedy of MattY is that a generation ago a guy like him would reach middle age and realize that he's actually fairly conservative and become a Republican, but now he has to deny that because the GOP is so batshit insane.

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@vanillaopinions "Under Biden eggs were an unbearably high $3.50. Now under Trump eggs are an amazingly cheap $3.50."

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@himbopresident "Trump only gets 2 booms" and bam the Democrats are back to winning Ohio and Florida.

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@himbopresident I think the best argument is that this represents a rejection of the Biden Administration but the vast majority of voters move on from past admins after a few years. To put it another way voters in 2028 are probably not going to be voting based on 2022's inflation.

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@souljagoytellem Very obviously Wow Platinum.

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@JoePostingg Speak for yourself man, I'm certain that Chase Oliver is gonna win this thing.

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@lefttwick Reverend Lovejoy is a fraud and a crook, while Helen Lovejoy is just the archetypal "Christian whose idea of Heaven is seeing others burn in Hell."

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@lefttwick To be fair she got fired from that daytime talk show because she was unable to move on from her right-wing attack dog persona, so this is way more representative of who she is than that was.

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@GoldwagNathan I don't disagree that its unlikely, but at the same time my criticism of this position is that no one holding it would question her if her numbers were ridiculously more favorable to Trump than the other forecasters.

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@HannahPosted You could be a part time model.

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@cheer_wine Due to negative polarization they all refused to support Kamala when Biden was faltering, and so completely missed the boat. It's kind of impossible to call yourself a Harris superfan when Left Twitter was backing her before you did.

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@fakegreekgrill My general take is that for people like Carlson their bigotry is real but their religiousity is not. So he 100% believes that we should shove migrants into the gas chamber, but anything supernatural is just bait for the rubes.

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@souljagoytellem Having seggs and unaliving the fetus.

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@himbopresident This is also the guy who said he didn't know who would win or what a winning strategy was, which makes any criticism he has of Harris kinda silly.