Douglas Jardine

- Journalist - The former X home of JM96*, the original & best cricket fanzine from back in the day...

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See… https://t.co/U6rRVSG5TV

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More moronic cricket from @englandcricket just N&N!!
Nudge & Nurdle Nudge & Nurdle Nudge & Nurdle Nudge & Nurdle Nudge & Nurdle and then 💥 hit the bad one!!

@bbctms

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"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"
- Albert Einstein

@englandcricket
@benstokes38
@TheBarmyArmy

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Beyond embarrassing @englandcricket @TheBarmyArmy

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@englandcricket Front up or …

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@englandcricket A good friend is not bothering to fly out now… sold his tickets for Melbourne and Sydney. Transferred his flights, looking forward to three weeks on a beach with no wifi, no @englandcricket and no bloody #bazball - Losing in “style” is not his idea of entertainment!

@bbctms

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The only upside is the ACB will have to refund tickets!…

@englandcricket
@bbctms
@TheBarmyArmy

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A thoroughly gutless performance from @englandcricket @bbctms #Ashes2025

The leadership team have to take responsibility for this woeful outcome.

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Technically on par, tactically naive and mentally outgunned. Two years of planning to deliver that!

@bbctms #ashes #AUSvENG

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OUTRAGEOUS DRS
#sameoldaussiesalwayscheating
#AUSvENG

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So the umpires have already nailed their green/gold colours to the mast!
#sameoldaussies

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@mrmarksteel Sure I heard a million tv’s turn off while a million cats and dogs ran for cover…

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Message from U.K.

Sure I heard a million tv’s turn off while a million cats and dogs ran for cover..

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Thank goodness I can only listen to it… both @kayosports and @7Sport not working. Typical shambles!
#couldntorganiseapissupinabrewery

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Oh the irony of @malcolmconn not knowing who England bowlers are… bless! And you are?

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@MichaelVaughan They are bluffing - he’ll be there ball 1, day 1, 1st Test!

#Sameoldaussies #ashes

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Is Pat Cummins running out of time or running scared?

#ashes2025

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Congratulations to @TrentBridge win the County Championship especially to
Skipper @HaseebHameed97 and coach #PeterMoores who have battled 🏏 adversity but ultimately have proven their genuine worth! 👏🏻
Just the final ⬇️ place to fill!

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Delighted to see @SussexCCC ensure div1 safety!