Rumpy Slitskin

Paco's Tacos open Sundays 3 A.M. - 6 A.M.

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

I think the fact that I'm a Hufflepuff further confirms my theory that I'm simply a background character in someone else's life.

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

@superjacob1 Look at that fucking idiot

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

The 'G' in g-string stands for gooch

[The BoardRoom-ic @ILLBoardRoom]

Brad Underwood to Dain & Coleman on the bench while Lieb is scoring

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

@cantswim_ Absolutely incredible, love you guys

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

@FaceJamPod 🐜👑

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

Rosencrankthat & Guildensouljaboy

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

@andrewpanton 3 1/4

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

@73nry39 But how can I possibly enjoy the outdoors if I'm not listening to "Last Podcast on the Left" out loud??

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

@TrevorBird43 Okay but where's the h*roin?

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

@TrevorBird43 Masculitalian

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

Lady at the DMV: ".. and my dad died two months ago and I wasn't even mentioned in the obituary. I mean I was DISOWNED disowned."

DMV employee: "Oh yeah, you were. I need $30 please."

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

It's now called Colemanooga, Tennessee. I don't make the rules.

[The Field Pass @TheFieldPass]

Iowa just exited the tourney so quickly that it didn’t count against Bohannon’s eligibility. Hearing he’ll be back again next season.

[Josh Whitman @IlliniAD]

#ILLINI Family…let’s make it hard for our opponents, but not hurtful. 🔶🔷 https://t.co/0il1OuSwa6

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

I just voted for Kofi Cockburn for the @Wendys #WoodenAward. Cast your vote here! https://t.co/0aVYTZYlHQ

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

I'm prepared to have no voice for the next few days #Illini

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

@BryceARoni96 @colehawk23 I've officially drank the Kool-Aid

[Barstool Illini @BarstoolILL]

MEET ME OUTSIDE REFS

[Bret Beherns @BretBeherns]

Giorgi Bezhanishvili was waiting for Kofi Cockburn after the #Illini beat Michigan State 79-74 at Breslin

[Rumpy Slitskin @jare_bear64]

@TrevorBird43 "Trevor, why are you in the hospital?"

"My knees imploded"