meta-Whore- phosis✨

Buff State’24| I love coffee because it’s a lot like me. Bitter, dark, and too hot😉

[meta-Whore- phosis✨ @jaream4]

A BITCH IS BACK!!! And I get to eat meat in 4 days so either it’s a big ass burger or some dick..... who wants in??🤪🤗

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THE. FACT. THAT. WE. STILL. DON'T. KNOW. WHAT. HAPPENED. TO. NOLAN. WELLS. IS. ANOTHER. EXAMPLE. OF. WHY. BLACK. PEOPLE. DON'T. HAVE. FAITH. IN. LAW. ENFORCEMENT.

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

I know our periods be tearing our stomachs UP but we don’t talk enough about THE LOWER BACK. MY GAWDDDD😭😭

[mejores amigos @kloufrenx]

mi fantasía sexual es borrar todo rastro de mi existencia y empezar otra vida desde cero

[Esquilinho @rizu_risu]

Falei pro meu namorado que me sentia mal em gastar o dinheiro dele e ele respondeu "nosso dinheiro."
Se esse desgraçado fosse um cavalo marinho ele já tava grávido

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
Get it hot like Papa John

[meta-Whore- phosis✨ @jaream4]

This buffalo snow weather really make me contemplate if Micheal Bublé really abused his wife because that Christmas album looking realll scrumptious 👀

[farha @shutyourhell]

there’s no reason any grown man should be named kyle

[meta-Whore- phosis✨ @jaream4]

If the founding fathers knew we were bringing these fuckers to war they would be like WERE FUCKKKEEDDD👀

[meta-Whore- phosis✨ @jaream4]

Hey @Apple I think it would be a great idea to add a burning feature to iMessage🤷‍♀️ especially with cringy pictures…. Thank me later 👍😎

[meta-Whore- phosis✨ @jaream4]

Yo whatever grandmaster has my tamagotchi please just drop her some chipotle and cash 🥹

[bb @briianuhhh]

hey (with the intention of you spitting tequila in my mouth)

[Michael, PA-C, RN @michael_RNtoPA]

Being an adult really just means you have an upstairs bottle of ibuprofen and a downstairs bottle of ibuprofen

[meta-Whore- phosis✨ @jaream4]

@swood_dude Hehe i did that 💁‍♀️

[Swood Dude 🎏 @swood_dude]

feeling like I'm in the 70s frantically getting ready for the club on a Friday night with my friend helping me pick out my outfit 🕺