JRD

Is this an AA meeting why is no one drinking?

[Mitchell Tischler @Mitch_Tischler]

Josh Harris climbing on a bar at the fan rally wasn’t exactly on my bingo card

[breeshskii✈️ @breeshkii]

This was Unc show man idc 😭😭😭😭😭

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

🚨 HISTORY: Jayden Daniels quietly reached an NFL milestone before leaving with an injury.

Daniels became the fastest player in NFL history to reach:

5,000 passing yards
1,200 rushing yards
35 passing TDs

He did it in just 26 career games.

[JRD @JARED2DRUNK]

God built the world in seven days and DC Metro can’t build the Purple Line in seven years

[jord 🦦 @freshwaterjord]

Any time I’m with my dad in public it’s like I��m taking an alien out on his first day here on earth

[John Keim @john_keim]

Washington Commanders' 2026 draft class
Round 1 (7): LB Sonny Styles
Round 3 (71): WR Antonio Williams
Round 5 (147): DE Joshua Josephs
Round 6 (187): RB Kaytron Allen
Round 6 (209): C Matt Gulbin
Round 7 (223): QB Athan Kaliakmanis

[graze @xogravy]

My car be making noises only a ferry boat should make

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

FATHER-SON PICK AND ROLL 🔥

Bron and Bronny continue to make history 🙌

[Mark Zuckerman @MarkZuckerman]

Final: Nats 13, Phillies 2. The Nationals are 2 games over .500 for the first time since June 30, 2021, the day Trea Turner broke a finger while hitting for the cycle.

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[fixthebaseballs @sports4casuals]

If you need any more proof MLB the hardest sport we just watched 19 HOFers struggle to score 2 runs

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

JUDGE HOSES TATIS JR. AT THIRD TO END THE INNING 🤯

(via @MLBONFOX)

[James Clear @JamesClear]

You are not your grand plans. You are your daily patterns.

[Alice @AliceinDCland]

huge shoutout to the (drunk) guy trying to convince a national guardsman at this metro station to come to Dan’s Cafe with him

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

We are overstimulated and we don't even notice. Netflix while eating. Reels in the bathroom. Music while cooking. Podcasts on walks. We consume by default, not by intention. You keep filling every gap, then wonder why you feel foggy and unmotivated. Boredom and silence are the real growth drivers. They give you space to think and create. That's when solutions show up for problems that have been stuck for months. Leave some room.

[Mark "The Closer" Pohl @trustfundtyler]

Formation of the day: Baseball edition. Big moment for Miller here

[Today in Metro History... @WMATAHistory]

On this day, 10 years ago in 2016...
Metro stopped accepting paper farecards, officially retiring them from use.

[WizardsMuse @WizardsMuse1]

TRAE YOUNG WIZARDS DEBUT HIGHLIGHTS

12 POINTS - 6 ASSISTS (19 MINUTES) 🔥