Jared Jensen

[Ryan Phillips @RumorsandRants]

One of the craziest sports statistics I've ever seen:

The Spurs led for 72% of the NBA Finals. They lost in five games.

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Flabbergasted by the idea of free chips and salsa

This is what it’s all about

[Hayden Schott @SchottHayden]

$10 beer on a special is a shame.

[Jared Jensen @jared456]

@bigdonkey47

[Josh Kale @JoshKale]

This New Glenn rocket explosion released 20% of the energy of the Hiroshima atomic bomb and that wasn't even the bad part:

→ The pad: LC-36 is the only pad on Earth that launches New Glenn and now it's gone. Over $1B to build. SpaceX needed 7 months to rebuild after a similar hit.

→ The deadline: Amazon needs 1,618 satellites up by July 30 to keep its FCC license. It has ~300. The rocket that was supposed to help fix that just blew up twice in a row

SpaceX made us believe that landing rockets on barges was a normal expectation. Turns out rocket science is hard after all. Wishing the team a speedy recovery 🚀

[Jared Jensen @jared456]

@SheaInIrving 😂

[Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash]

TRUMP CONFIRMS THE EXISTENCE OF ALIENS!

[reason @reason]

California progressives are pushing for a tax on billionaires; so are senators like Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders.

But as @MightyHeaton explains, such programs don't work. Just ask France.

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

Apparently it’s a hot take on here but I don’t get the Savannah bananas hate. It’s obviously fun, people enjoy it, it’s not like it’s trying to rip off baseball, it’s never claimed that. Simply a fun thing to do, like the globetrotters.

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

🚨BREAKING: Newly released emails show Fauci directed colleagues to “delete this after you read it”—dating back to Feb. 2020.

He denied it under oath. These documents are now public, and Fauci will finally testify before Chairman Rand Paul.

[Ryan Brauninger @R_Brauninger]

Texas A&M struck out 15 times and left 11 men on base…and they still scored 10 runs.

The SEC got an introduction to Jorian Wilson tonight, and the Aggie pitching staff was once again solid as they got outstanding bullpen outings from Gavin Lyons and Ethan Darden.

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

Ricky Gervais on 60 Minutes Makes a Crystal-Clear Case for Free Speech

He put it perfectly: the great thing about freedom of speech is that I can say what I want, and you can say you're offended, and I get to decide whether I care or not.

Because let's be honest, there's nothing you can say that someone, somewhere won't find offensive.

That's why blasphemy laws are so absurd, they're basically trying to protect an all-powerful deity from having its feelings hurt.

At the end of the day, we should be free to criticise any idea.

Just because you're offended doesn't automatically mean you're right.

Spot on, Ricky. Free speech isn't about never upsetting anyone, it's about the right to speak anyway.

[Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸 @BarrettSallee]

The Masters app is used one week out of the year and is always perfect. No bugs. No glitches. Just perfect.

[Larry Legend☘️ @LarryBirdDaily]

Larry Bird: My confidence was never a gift of talent.

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

The Masters will do about $70 million in merchandise sales this week.

$10 million per day
$1 million per hour
$16,000 per minute
$277 per second

That's $25 million more in merchandise sales than the Atlanta Braves did all of last year — in just one week, with no online sales.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

I was no fan of Joe Biden as President, but if he had conducted the Iran war in exactly the same manner as Donald Trump has done, the MAGA supporters would be wholeheartedly condemning him. The hypocrisy of blind tribalism.

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

A reality show about the Hurley’s would go triple platinum

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

I think the Artemis II crew should be passing by this Gavin Grahovac homer from yesterday any moment now