Jared Vanderbilt

Life is short, might as well live it lol. |emory college ‘16| UAA enthusiast|

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

@4xgoldenratio @GartrellJacobs So true bro fuck the UAA

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@ChadTossesSalad You know, I like this tweet.

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

@stlgamers Weird that Case Western and Brandeis aren’t on this list.

[Gartrell Jacobs @GartrellJacobs]

I’m honored to present the 2026 UAA awards, congrats to all the winners! #GayForTheUAA

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

@ChadTossesSalad Patel Soong?

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

Casually watching the UAA from my living room in Nantucket. My friends want to watch the MLB. Told em, this is the MLB. #watchandlearn

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

@Bart_Quelab Ur #irrelevant

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

Battle of the oong’s. Who you got?

[John “Pork” Jackson @AlejandroKirkF1]

CONGRATULATIONS- John Butka has been named UAA pitcher of the week for the week of April 12-19! He hasn’t pitched yet, but the committee was impressed enough with his bullpen this week to give him the award. Make it 5 in a row for UChicago!

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

@theUAAblower predictions please. I won’t sleep until they come out.

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

@tillertime3 I must say Joseph, Exquisite investment. Well done.

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

@ZachLawhanson Whatup, Zach Hanson.

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

UAA ALL-NAME TEAM

1. Mano Boutsikakis (IF Brandeis)
2. Taki Chronopolous (C Brandeis)
3. Dalton Needle (1B Emory)
4. Palmer Mullinax (P Emory)
5. Connor Dong (IF Uchicago)
6. Courtland Hare (P Uchicago)
7. Matt Trout (OF Case)
8. Ayush Ette (P Case)
9. Charlie Dickey (IF Case)

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

TOP 5 SCHOOLS TO BE A NARP AT:

6. Uchicago (fun: dead)
5. Brandeis (#1 if Jewish)
4. Case Western (reminds me of mediocrity)
3. Washu (good campus)
2. Emory
1. NYU (some hot girls)

Thoughts?

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

@GartrellJacobs Now for the underhated list.
I’ll go first :
1) Gartrell Jacobs

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

@realCalebDurbin Ur the worst

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

@realCalebDurbin I hate you

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

@ack_georgeH Brandies loses to washu like 4 times in a row.

[Jared Vanderbilt @jaredVandy22]

Coach Steve should start calling the plays

[John @JohnBeer938]

🚨 Breaking 🚨

Isaac Zhang - Sr. LHP is making one of his final starts in his collegiate career in his hometown against the Judges. Coming off a complete game shutout against them in St. Louis, expect big things from the lefty this weekend in his hometown. #UAABrotherhood