i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies
My card just declined while buying a homeless man a cigarette and he laughed at me. that nigga said “sit out here with me somebody gone come through for us” fuck ass nigga man 😂😂
me (pointing at the cultist we have chained to a chair): burley, soften him up. make him talk.
(the most ogre-like grotesque hulk of a man smashes a morningstar through the cultist’s head, red gore exploding everywhere)
me (hands on side of head): HOLY FUCK
Woman slowly starting to fall in love on 5th date:
I just … there’s never been a man who’s made me feel as safe and understood as you. 🥰🥺
JUJUTSU KAISEN NARRATOR:
* With the exception of Satoru Gojo.