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[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[k6s 👼 @draimgang]

this shit probably feels so good if you're a game

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[Godzilla Jr. @littlecutieguy]

@victim_burn77 Dude was on earth for less than an hour and ended up in a little boys room!?!

[mawgs @russelt4tdavies]

woke up fully clothed, glasses still on and the skyrim main menu up on my pc really loud. who tf closed last night

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

Vulture-sized mosquito lanced my shipmate and drank him like a capri sun he was pale skin and bones in 2 seconds flat

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[rune sword @runesword1]

the first halfling i see after finding a scroll of scorching ray

[Poppycorn🐥Fembird VTuber @PoppycornVT]

Hooked up with a low exp guy and he levelled up mid sex and got balanced to a higher skilled lobby. what the fuck dude

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

My card just declined while buying a homeless man a cigarette and he laughed at me. that nigga said “sit out here with me somebody gone come through for us” fuck ass nigga man 😂😂

[rune sword @runesword1]

me (pointing at the cultist we have chained to a chair): burley, soften him up. make him talk.

(the most ogre-like grotesque hulk of a man smashes a morningstar through the cultist’s head, red gore exploding everywhere)

me (hands on side of head): HOLY FUCK

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the ‘SEKIRO’ anime series.

Coming soon to Crunchyroll.

[🛸Dan 10K🛸 @DanBoyWonder]

Watching your favorite alien go absent for 30 episodes because he wanna instalock “humongousaur”

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I used to get so mad when Ben 10 didn’t use the aliens I liked

[🏳️‍⚧️Hazel-Bee Writes a Manifesto @MukkyWaffle]

on Plundr, the pirate dating app, accidentally swiped starboard on a siren :/

[breebunn @breebunn]

guys turn on your tv the glintstone sorcerers of raya lucaria are opening for the olympics

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

When it’s your first day in Jujutsu Kaisen 😂😭🤦🏾‍♂️

[Acacia🐰 @iiiiwanttolive]

Woman slowly starting to fall in love on 5th date:
I just … there’s never been a man who’s made me feel as safe and understood as you. 🥰🥺

JUJUTSU KAISEN NARRATOR:
* With the exception of Satoru Gojo.