Jared Dowless

NCSU

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

The absolute worst player in the NBA would walk into any amateur run and air fry the whole gym

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

GOLF

[notasdfghjklx @notasdfghjklx]

My simple explanation $GME $AMC

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

u can’t sell houses u don’t own
u can’t sell cars u don’t own
but
u *can* sell stock u don’t own!?
this is bs – shorting is a scam
legal only for vestigial reasons

[Jared Dowless @jared_dowless]

@notasdfghjklx Don’t take the short, take the long

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[Jared Dowless @jared_dowless]

Since Chris Paul went to the Suns, will Devin Booker be in new commercials?? @StateFarm

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Any time a defensive lineman makes a play on a ball you have to describe his hands as “paws.” It’s the law.

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

It’s Decembrrrrr 🥶

[Kami @lekurokami]

This killed me 😭 https://t.co/OuFWH5aSIE

[Jared Dowless @jared_dowless]

@Lewis11Will Smh

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I AM DYING. 😆 2nd graders stuck on Zoom after their teacher gets disconnected from the class.

[Ice Cube @icecube]

DON'T KILL THE MESSENGER
#CWBA #ContractWithBlackAmerica

[JustAnotherNBAFan™ @AnotherNBAFan]

MJ fans: “Lebron getting carried by AD Jordan would never”

Reality:

[Jared Dowless @jared_dowless]

@DevInTheLab There was more to the quote than shown here

[Hot Freestyle @HotFreestyle]

Congratulations to Waka Flocka on receiving his Doctorate Degree in Philanthropy and Humanitarianism!

[LeBron Factory @LeBronFactory]

LeBron is NOT ONLY facing the Miami Heat. 🤫

#WITNESS

[lil tweak @d0g_breath]

he’s twitters flavor of the month and he currently doesn’t have running water in his mobile home - cashapp is $420doggface208 🧡

[David-Lee @skinna26]

"So that's why Romero just stood there" #UFC253

[CNN @CNN]

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is opening the doors of his first preschool, the Bezos Academy.

It's the first location of a network of tuition-free preschools serving children in underserved communities spearheaded by Bezos' philanthropic arm, Day One Fund. https://t.co/59De9NponO