Jared Fayette

Random Bugger from New Jersey. That's all.
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Fan Account/ Not Someone Noteworthy. Still a Prick.

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

Hold this against @Mamodxx okay guys?

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

@blazing_emblem @Mamodxx Good luck enduring this.

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

And a closer look at the few bros that managed to wear enough red, white, and blue for today. Once again, Happy 4th of July everyone! 3/3

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

Happy 4th of July everyone!
In addition to hoping that everyone will have a great one, figured I’d show off something fitting for the day; One of my best runs from Battle Brothers so far with the Minute Men of the Peasant Origin! 1/3

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

Like their namesake, started as a bunch of farmers before the run had them face off against the red cladded kingdom they were once a part of. The plan is to get more ranged bros and get a massive gun line in the back. Still got more to go, but it’s been my best run. 2/3

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

Well folks, somehow already halfway through the year. That means it's time for my half-way report for what I've been playing in 2026, as well as what's going on in the background. Also figured to add in my personal scores this time since not sure why I didn't do that last year.

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

Final Thoughts: Overall, a solid direct. A good leap above the last one for sure, but after that long wait, kind of wished we had one more heavy hitter from Nintendo themselves and not just 3rd Party to really solidify this Direct as an amazing one. Fairly content with this one.

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

And that was the Direct. Notes for the Card and General Thoughts.
-Realized in hindsight how 1st Party heavy this card was when there was so much 3rd Party stuff that I could have easily guessed.
- 11/24 non-free spots and many 3/5 lines, which is interesting.
[More Below]

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

Frikin finally folks, it's time for the next Nintendo Direct, meaning Bingo Card Time. Notes for going in...
- The Card somehow got 3 Zelda spots.
-A lot of relying on either stuff we know is coming or speculations/wants
-This Direct NEEDS to be big to make up for the wait and-

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

-Too many games using stupid GKCs.
-Glad to see more FE and Xenoblade here.
-Funny that we got KH4 News here of all places.
-Not sure how to feel about the OoT Remake.
-I will punch whoever at IS made Fortune's Weave have the same release date as Sky Second Chapter.

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due to how much of a black canvas the latter half of 2026 is for Nintendo.
- To stress this, I really do feel like this Direct is going to have a big impact, either good or bad, on many people.
Let's hope it's a good one tomorrow.

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

Frikin finally folks, it's time for the next Nintendo Direct, meaning Bingo Card Time. Notes for going in...
- The Card somehow got 3 Zelda spots.
-A lot of relying on either stuff we know is coming or speculations/wants
-This Direct NEEDS to be big to make up for the wait and-

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

And as No Mamo March 2026 slowly begins to end, let’s not forget the No Mamo March 2026 Emblem! Once again, thanks to everyone who took part in it and we’ll be sure to make fun of Mamo next year too!

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

No Mamo March 2026 Finale (2/2).
Thanks to everyone who kept up and took part of No Mamo March 2026!

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

Everyone, it’s time…
For the Finale of No Mamo March 2026! Following right after the last event… (1/2).

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

And on our final day of Mamo’s historic fails and of our final event for this year… 12 Damage. 12 good old damage from Huff N. Puff that ruined the Carrot’s deathless run and shattered his ego.
That’s all for this event, but perhaps there’ll be more for you soon everyone...

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

And on our final day of Mamo’s historic fails and of our final event for this year… 12 Damage. 12 good old damage from Huff N. Puff that ruined the Carrot’s deathless run and shattered his ego.
That’s all for this event, but perhaps there’ll be more for you soon everyone...

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

For our penultimate day of Mamo’s historic fails, we have Mamo’s constant failures against the Ploymus Mountain Lynel. The idiot spent so long trying to kill it, got dozens of deaths, gave up the first stream he faced it, and when it did fall, it came back ASAP to mock him.

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

For our penultimate day of Mamo’s historic fails, we have Mamo’s constant failures against the Ploymus Mountain Lynel. The idiot spent so long trying to kill it, got dozens of deaths, gave up the first stream he faced it, and when it did fall, it came back ASAP to mock him.

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

Now for the third day with Mamo’s historic fails. This time, probably one of the first major rage quits I saw from that stupid Space Carrot; This last puzzle room in Star Fox Adventure where you had to match stuff at the end. I had to send him the answers next stream for it too.

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

Now for the third day with Mamo’s historic fails. This time, probably one of the first major rage quits I saw from that stupid Space Carrot; This last puzzle room in Star Fox Adventure where you had to match stuff at the end. I had to send him the answers next stream for it too.

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

For our second day of going over Mamo’s historic fails, we have the time that a Mamo let a Qwilfish murder a Celebi, a Qwilfish that he taunted and mocked that I might add.
And a bonus! That same Qwilfish almost murdering another party member of Mamo's soon after.

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

For our second day of going over Mamo’s historic fails, we have the time that a Mamo let a Qwilfish murder a Celebi, a Qwilfish that he taunted and mocked that I might add.
And a bonus! That same Qwilfish almost murdering another party member of Mamo's soon after.

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

For our iconic failure in this week's event, a double feature with Mamo's failure to keep alive Boyd in both of his Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn LPs! When history repeats for this idiot, the consequences can be lethal! Be sure to keep your Boyds safe around Mamo everyone!

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

For our iconic failure in this week's event, a double feature with Mamo's failure to keep alive Boyd in both of his Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn LPs! When history repeats for this idiot, the consequences can be lethal! Be sure to keep your Boyds safe around Mamo everyone!

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

Alright everyone, time for the last main week for No Mamo March. For our final event...
Let's bring up last year's winner of Stardust!
This event comes per his request and it's...
THE HISTORIC FAILS OF MAMO!
We'll be highlighting this week some of Mamo's biggest fails!

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

Alright everyone, time for the last main week for No Mamo March. For our final event...
Let's bring up last year's winner of Stardust!
This event comes per his request and it's...
THE HISTORIC FAILS OF MAMO!
We'll be highlighting this week some of Mamo's biggest fails!

[Jared Fayette @jared_fayette]

And the Marta Making Mamo Miserable event is over! Twitch chat picked betwee two submissions this year and our winner for this event was…
MEGADEATH!
Great submission and we thank you for turning it in, same to Stardust as well!
Tune in next week folks for more No Mamo March!

[Mega @TheMegdeath1000]

@jared_fayette I get my best ideas at 6 AM, which is also the time I most easily get into characters. I call it "Marta Maliciously Mauls Mamo".