J_Doza

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

well thanks, guys. that was fun.

[proton @ProtonInspector]

For her? It’s always brat summer

[liv @viciousgasly]

someone call the small blonde singer

[Meg @heirmeg]

i would’ve got up n tweeted “today drained me”

[J_Doza @jared_mandoza]

I dunno if this makes sense or not but I’m in a mood where I really want to watch a movie with Jennifer Aniston in it

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Last week of pride month!

[culture @notgwendalupe]

7 movie moments that haunt me:

1) the sheriff's hat getting bigger each frame of 'scary movie 3'

[J_Doza @jared_mandoza]

On the 8th day, God gave man fingers so we could all go around giving scratchies to animals in hard to reach places

[J_Doza @jared_mandoza]

sore throat from screaming

“Hey Alexa, play Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter!”

900 times in the last week

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door

[J_Doza @jared_mandoza]

RIP to all the great thoughts I had in my head and immediately forgot 0.2 seconds later

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

RUN IT UP HOTTIES!!!!

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

❄️❄️❄️

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

HISS OUT NOW 🐍🥚
https://t.co/slum1k6UjL

[Mickéy @undercutofalice]

Cardi warned us
Mariah warned us
Latto warned us
Taylor warned us
Mickey warned us

Megan showed us

[Omu 🎀🦄🩷 @u_r_losing_me]

Godzilla after listening to Nicki Minaj's album

[J_Doza @jared_mandoza]

Why are all UPS delivery drivers hot?

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Same

[J_Doza @jared_mandoza]

Compost is just a vegetable graveyard