Jared Mathison

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

@MrEmilyGDawn @Lowe1436 @ksorbs “Pretty sure this is protocol”
Someone disagrees
“Unless we know this is actual protocol”

Makes sense…

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

Fuck man. Even with having played through the game, #TheLastOfUs has me in tears in nearly every episode. #imsorry #TheLastOfUsEp5 @hbomax

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

Please explain this monstrosity of a haircut from dodgeball @justinlong

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

I wish I was there to cheer Brendan Fraser on during that 20 min standing ovation. Truly deserved. #imsorry

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

#TheWhale had me on the verge of tears nearly the entire movie. Brendan Fraser’s performance give you an unadulterated look into every emotion a human being has to offer. I was in tears by the end and didn’t let up until I got home. I’ll be reflecting on this one for a while.

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

BREAKING NEWS: USPS Intends To Deploy Over 66,000 Electric Vehicles by 2028, Making One of the Largest Electric Vehicle Fleets in the Nation.

https://t.co/7N6GpTkFlt

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

Later skater

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

So many bastions of free speech in one picture. @elonmusk #wtfjaredkushnar?

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

I think this requires a 7 day ban for doxing

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

At World Cup right now

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

Ayyy. I spoke too soon

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

Hey @boburnham when is the splatter vinyl set supposed to be shipping out? I ordered it back in August with a ship date of yesterday but there’s still no update when I check my order status online.

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

@StephenKing I’ve come close. It turns to a small sliver that gets stuck to my hand when washing. Eventually I lose track of it then the hot water slowly melts it away into the drain grate.

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

Twitter TOS:

• don’t hurt Elon’s feelings

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

Twice Impeached ex president @realDonaldTrump is so broke that he’s peddling NFTs now. This guy never ceases to amaze me in the worst ways possible, although this is pretty great 😂

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

@pulte Papa bless

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

Shoutout to Mike White for making Tanya’s death so obvious that you think she’s going to survive and then she dies by accident anyway. Masterpiece.

#TheWhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotusHBO @HBO @hbomax

[Tesla @Tesla]

Tesla engineers tested Semi in a variety of harsh conditions to maximize reliability & durability

[Jaan of EVwire.com ⚡ @TheEVuniverse]

Tesla Semi passing the ICE trucks like it's nothing

[Tesla @Tesla]

3x the power of any diesel truck on the road, with the efficiency to go 500 miles

[Jared Mathison @jared_mathison]

@kanyewest Wtf