Jared Novitzke

Pharma counsel

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

i like that Mike Wazowski was polish for no reason

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Marketing and legal

[Kyle Robisch @FloridaManEsq_]

Reviewing OC's redlines v. signing the trampoline park waiver

[Boyan Slat @BoyanSlat]

Congratulating #CrowdStrike for reaching its carbon neutrality targets six years early through its disruption of global air traffic today!

[The Smoking Musket @smokingmusket]

nothing funnier than the amount of trademark infringement that happens in high school sports

[Jacob Lenzendorf WKBT @WKBTJacob]

I’m happy to share that I’ve accepted a position as the sports director at WKBT in La Crosse beginning mid-June.

Having grown up watching Channel 8 it’s a full circle moment and I can’t wait to help showcase the special athletes, teams and coaches in the Coulee Region.

[Felix ❤️‍🔥 @pilgoth]

People my age act like youre a wizard if you have hobbies beyond Hulu. I tell people I make Wine and they think I'm Mr. Sophisticated -- people in prison do that in the toilet. Your limiting factor here is curiosity

[heats ⁉ @POCHOWEK]

when you change the lightbulb all by yourself

[Mark Brooks @markbrooks]

Fight me

[thebes @voooooogel]

new docusign competitor just dropped

[Jared Novitzke @jared_novitzke]

Both Jordan Love and grandma were cooking this Thanksgiving

[Jared Novitzke @jared_novitzke]

Records are meant to be broken. 10 hour time difference; happy Thanksgiving y’all

[Jared Novitzke @jared_novitzke]

Casual 7 pounds for my 8th anniversary

[Jared Novitzke @jared_novitzke]

@agriess023 We needed this 🥲

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

one day I’m going to buy a little law firm in a remote town and end up being everyone’s lawyer, mayor, and barber

[Jared Novitzke @jared_novitzke]

I need to know how this idea was presented in the company boardroom

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Elon vs. Zuck isn’t the first corporate dispute settled in the ring.

In 1992, Southwest Airlines had the motto “Just Plane Smart”. Another aviation firm had the motto “Plane Smart”.

The CEOs resolved the trademark dispute with an arm-wrestling match.

It was dubbed “Malice In Dallas” and held at a 4,500-seat wrestling venue.

Despite smoking a cigarette, legendary Southwest CEO Herb Kelleher somehow lost to Steven Aviations’ Kurt Herwald.

In the end, Southwest kept its slogan in exchange for a $5k charity donation.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Elon vs. Zuck isn’t the first corporate dispute settled in the ring.

In 1992, Southwest Airlines had the motto “Just Plane Smart”. Another aviation firm had the motto “Plane Smart”.

The CEOs resolved the trademark dispute with an arm-wrestling match.

It was dubbed “Malice In Dallas” and held at a 4,500-seat wrestling venue.

Despite smoking a cigarette, legendary Southwest CEO Herb Kelleher somehow lost to Steven Aviations’ Kurt Herwald.

In the end, Southwest kept its slogan in exchange for a $5k charity donation.

[Jared Novitzke @jared_novitzke]

@4AirStrike0 An unforgettable night… oh, and the wedding too.

[Marquette Men’s Basketball @MarquetteMBB]

Your 2023 @BIGEASTMBB Tournament Champions!

#MUBB | #WeAreMarquette

[Judge Roy Ferguson @JudgeFergusonTX]

Happy #LawyerCat day for all who celebrate!! Today is the 2nd anniversary of Lawyercat. To celebrate, here is the full and complete hearing from start to finish, with a few seconds at the end that you haven't seen! For the next year, may you all be here live and #NotaCat.

[Jared Novitzke @jared_novitzke]

@NWolfenstein Uncle Dirk 🥹