Jared Polter

hello

[Jared Polter @jared_polter]

@todayyearsold Glasgow Willy Wonka

[Jared Polter @jared_polter]

i’m neither mindful nor demure, i’m delusional and anxious 😇

[Jared Polter @jared_polter]

@wildtiktokss he is

[Jared Polter @jared_polter]

@phoenixx_fatale yesss bb !!! 💕also come visit LA we can go there!

[Jared Polter @jared_polter]

okay but does any one else yell “come in” when the doordash person knocks??

[Jared Polter @jared_polter]

I only need one social media giving me anxiety but thank you TikTok 😅

[Jared Polter @jared_polter]

@iamtylerjacobs Yes

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It’s called “Green New Deal” 😌🌱

[Jared Polter @jared_polter]

not me the day after V-Day 💕

[Jared Polter @jared_polter]

catch me tomorrow cracking an egg onto my laptop charger

[Jared Polter @jared_polter]

My attachment style is attached

[Jared Polter @jared_polter]

Imagine if these came to life

[STREET ART UTOPIA 🖼️ @StreetArtUtopia]

The mesmerizing driftwood sculptures of Japanese artist Nagato Iwasaki. (rt text by @folkhorrormagpi)

[Jared Polter @jared_polter]

My power color is beige

[Jared Polter @jared_polter]

@stephenxhoffman Stop sucking 🍆... 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

Overdraft fee industry: $11 billion/year

Check cashing industry: $36 billion/year

Pay Day Loan industry: $9 billion/year

Late fees. Cash bail. Tickets fees and fines.

The list goes on

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Imagine being so racist that you go out of your way to ensure that the people who prepare *your* food are unvaccinated.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

When Trump says "America will never become a socialist country," remember: his New York real estate empire would be worth nothing without $885 million in government grants, subsidies and tax breaks. Trump l-o-v-e-s corporate socialism for himself, rugged capitalism for the rest.

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

uh unfortunately that’s actually a dumpster on fire, not a police station, but i can understand how you could confuse the two