Long Suffering Bengals fan

Using hyperbole, sarcasm, and typos to wage my one man war against the modern American English language. #LetEmKnow #RuletheJungle #BuckeyeNation #RaiderFamily

[Long Suffering Bengals fan @jared_thacker]

I absolutely love this.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

A new tradition starts tonight. A game ball goes to the City of Cincinnati.

Balls will be dropped off at Pontiac, Walt's Hitching Post and Mt. Lookout Tavern.

WHO DEY!

[The Logically Left Pissed Off Bear - 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏿 @Logically_Left]

The Heritage Foundation!!! You mean the people who created a "project" to destroy everything?!? That Heritage Foundation?

[Variety @Variety]

“The Thing” director John Carpenter praises Keith David as an “astonishing actor” while honoring him at his Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony.

https://t.co/eDWMdmQbmo

[Jason, @jasonc_nc]

Walkable cities are communism.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Republicans saying we can’t afford this, right after wasting $50B on a war that achieved nothing.

[Raj Goyle @RajGoyle]

This had real bite. I told my daughter to go to bed and she invoked the EO below to overrule me and watch until the end. Elections have consequences.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Uh sir. I’m afraid all those players have retired and uh…passed on. In fact your right fielder has been dead for 130 years.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

🚨Massively important vote happening live, link below, on the question of effectively merging the Israeli and US militaries

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Thank you for standing up for children with Down’s Syndrome. What on earth makes parents think a life with Down’s Syndrome is not worth living?

Also here’s 180 times you called people “retards” in the past 3 months

[Quentin Tarantino News @QTarantino_news]

HBD Bruce Dern! Happy 90!

[ROBREDS () @vogcinreds]

Eat here next week.

[Cats and Kittens @catsnkittys]

This is the day that the wonderful Ron Perlman went to the shelter and adopted a little black kitten 🥰
Real Men Love Cats

[Scott Braddock @scottbraddock]

Educated people are liberated people.
What's the opposite?

[Ashleyy @dontsippy]

I hope yall know the attacks on platner by the left and right is to make sure he loses. The media doesn’t even attack ken Paxton even though he has more scandals.

[Plunderbund @plunderbund]

in America if you send Shrek dick to a state senator they take you to jail

[Jessica Riedl 🧀 🇺🇦 @JessicaBRiedl]

The study is transgenic mice (altered DNA) - not transgender - which were used to study cancer, asthma, & other health risks.

These people must've searched for "trans" and not bothered to read the actual studies.

Wait until they learn about the "transcontinental railroad."

[oxyzen @oxyzen]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[🎨Artsy M*rxist 🎨 (commissions closed) @ArtsyMarx1st]

yes thats the goal of the bourgeoisie, to create an uneducated population that cant advocate for themselves.

[Ashleyy @dontsippy]

When Mamdani was running, CNN had plenty of segments about how he was unqualified and inexperienced to be mayor. Now they’re giving reality TV star Spencer Pratt positive coverage and openly rooting for him, lol.

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

Portugal: “You’ve won a World Cup? You??”

England: “Sure. You’ve never won one?”

[Plunderbund @plunderbund]

the stupid runs deep