Long Suffering Bengals fan

Using hyperbole, sarcasm, and typos to wage my one man war against the modern American English language. #LetEmKnow #RuletheJungle #BuckeyeNation #RaiderFamily

[Long Suffering Bengals fan @jared_thacker]

I absolutely love this.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

A new tradition starts tonight. A game ball goes to the City of Cincinnati.

Balls will be dropped off at Pontiac, Walt's Hitching Post and Mt. Lookout Tavern.

WHO DEY!

[Long Suffering Bengals fan @jared_thacker]

@LoomerUnleashed Oh no. Our quality of life will improve and we’ll have less poverty.

[Long Suffering Bengals fan @jared_thacker]

Oh no, our quality of life will improve.
Stupid racist bitch.

https://t.co/6Z4rq1Aqz8

[Loomer Unleashed @LoomerUnleashed]

Democrats are attempting to transform Ohio into Minnesota.

[Say it pop @Sayitpop]

Man tries to intimidate a group of girls but quickly gets bear maced in the face.

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

I can assure you that any Democrat who “hit traffic” before the impeachment vote for Hegseth yesterday causing them to “miss” the vote would have been camped out inside the house all day if it meant blocking Medicare for All or anything that would help the general public

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Playing dolls with a dead woman’s corpse to defend racists makes you fucking evil I cannot stress this enough

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Hi Matt. I’m more than a little confused by this critique. Even folks who just had a passing knowledge of @AbdulElSayed’s campaign know that his slogan was about 3 things: Money out of politics, money in your pocket & Medicare for all.

Whether you (or other Democrat Senators or anyone, really) disagree with that is irrelevant to the facts that those were the things he explicitly campaigned on.

Do you truly believe that given the above facts, he should simply pretend that is not what he campaigned on? Or, alternatively, that he should acknowledge that despite campaigning on those ideals, he’s abandoning them days after the election because he won by 7 and other Democratic candidates won by 9?

Lastly, I understand you always seem to be focused on maximizing electability and far less focused on maximizing enacting actual reforms, but given your (and others) focus on electability concerns, isn’t right now—literally the furthest out from the next election we possibly could be—the best possible time to raise these issues?

[News to Remember @allchronology]

This Mississippi mom talking about what Scott Colom winning means for parents and kids across Mississippi is so powerful and represents what so many parents in “deep red” states feel.

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Rep. Jonathan Jackson skipped the vote to impeach Pete Hegseth and lied about a traffic jam.

But TMZ caught him on the steps 10 minutes before the vote.

If you're going to be a coward, at least be a smart one.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Families of USS George H.W. Bush sailors yelled at senior Trump administration Navy leaders in a combative Norfolk meeting after being told the carrier won't be coming home for holidays due to upcoming escalation with Iran, per MS NOW exclusive audio.

One spouse said her husband "wanted to try to kill himself four times while on the Bush" but was denied help by the administration.

"He doesn't even want to fucking live anymore! And you're going to sit up there and be like, 'Oh, we're doing everything we can, I understand.' No, you don't! No, you fucking don't!" she told them.

The families were also being told to now plan for a yearlong deployment.

Another called the escort mission through the strait "unsustainable and unaffordable" and said it could go on for 10 years. "They still have the nuclear material," she added.

Families also described rapidly worsening food, broken toilets/washers, and sailors hand-washing oil-soaked gear "because the boat's falling apart."

[VB Knives @Empty_America]

This is like the 10,000th RW guy to discover that he really dislikes the remaining heritage American areas and never again wishes to leave a diverse metro area.

[Don Leonard @DonforOhio]

I was elected to represent the people of Ohio and that’s what I’m here to do. I’ve asked leader Jeffries to align with where the majority of the country is and work to end corruption and status quo politics. I hope he’ll commit to doing that.

[Andrew Saltz | AVENGE SEPTA @mr_saltz]

This is why it drives me crazy when people blame woke for declines in test scores. We've spent three decades convincing parents they are customers. Every parent is like this now

[Jord @Lord_of_Jord]

Brett Favre is such a piece of shit

[Bhavik Lathia @bhaviklathia]

Lmao cope

[Long Suffering Bengals fan @jared_thacker]

@jared_shult Going to hell to suck up to an adjudicated rapist, to own the libs.

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

I've been saying this for years now and at long last the mainstream is catching up

[Long Suffering Bengals fan @jared_thacker]

@CheyenneHuntCA If Sam Seder’s crash out on election night is what saves the world. That man belongs in the history books.

[Luke Bailey @lukebailey90]

They were literally in charge of the country for 14 years until 2024.

[T𑀣ᑏI 🇦🇱🇺🇸 @RexKwonDo92]

Doesn’t want to pay taxes and is shocked when towns stop spending money on staff in their local community

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Choosing Trump over your religion is crazy work