The Realer JZ

Baker, Writer, Cook, Educator, Gardener

[The Realer JZ @jared_zeiders]

@RoseSequoia "Preferred" Hobbit Poetry:

I always enjoy third breakfast
Before having fourth brunch
Because this means
I have already eaten
Five times before lunch.

[The Realer JZ @jared_zeiders]

Today was a pleasant day.

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@Disney Star Wars Visions episode 5: can we get a live action movie of this complete story please?

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@PHLAirport Then why did you have food open in other terminals? Did you decide to only open things in one terminal? Doesn't it maybe make more sense to open a few food places in EACH terminal? That way people can eat in between 5 hour flights that refuse to serve food.

[The Realer JZ @jared_zeiders]

@PHLAirport there isnt a single store or restauraunt open in all of terminal A. How are people supposed to eat in between flights? This is an international airport...#wtf?

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@hokkaiduinu All I want for Wishmas is #HokkX. #hokk $hokk #HOKKARMY

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@POPLIFEITSCRAZY Life is just like your stocks my dude-- if aren't in it, you can't make anything from it. Keep fighting <3

[The Realer JZ @jared_zeiders]

If we all buy one more share today, imagine the pressure those hedgies would feel. #onemoreamc #amcsqueeze #AMC500k

[The Realer JZ @jared_zeiders]

$HOKK keeping #teamhokk informed about the $hokkx #airdrop. Snapshot incoming soon! #hokkx to follow. #hokkarmy #holdkaidu #hokketship

[The Realer JZ @jared_zeiders]

@Facebook why is asking a person WHO IS HARASSING OTHERS "do you know how dumb you sound" considered bullying? Seriously! Do you know how dumb you sound? #facebook #facebookbanned #FacebookJail

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@criptonnabis @hokkaiduinu It's only 5 pm on west coast in US. There's still time <3

[JD Sauce @realjdsauce]

IF $SHIB HITS 1 PENNY I’LL GIVE EVERYONE WHO RETWEETS THIS $5,000!!! #SHIBARMY #SHIBASWAP

[The Realer JZ @jared_zeiders]

Well that was a good week $HOKK #hokk #zerion #crypto #cryptocurrencies

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@jesspres @SDSU @sdsuecl Congratulations!! You've done so much amazing work to earn it!!

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Hallefuckinglujah. #biden2020 #46thPresident #usastillcares

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@realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews

[Jessica Pressman @jesspres]

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Digital Humanities Initiative at SDSU.

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Way to screw up the flavor of the only energy drink I consume, @rockstarenergy. Who asked you to change anything? This crap tastes like alcohol now.

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@Twitter stay strong! Don't let the orange fool get to you!

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@markdanielewski The house can bear the weight. The others cannot.

[The Realer JZ @jared_zeiders]

You know what fits real well in between rounds of online gaming? Ten pushups. #Covid_19 #coronavirus #quarantine