jared

libra.

[Shunting Yard 💙✨ @shunting_yard]

Hey Squidward, what’s the Spanish word for “eye”?

Squidward:

[jared @jaredagx]

This black iPhone is so tea omg

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

WOW CHRISTINA AGUILERA

[jared @jaredagx]

being in healthcare, leadership, operations, councils, and committees my simple joys are playing with my new lil tech purchases :)

[Jaden @jadenlovesjaden]

Christina Aguilera, 18 September 2026 at the 20th Anniversary Gala Of the Prince Albert II of Monaco Foundation.

📸 GETTY

[Wagon @wheelwatusi]

The fact this didn’t win every Grammy…not even a single nomination…

[jared @jaredagx]

@brandonxpina You mean, when I’m tearing you to shreds.. bc girl huh? 😭

[jared @jaredagx]

So I got this surround sound soundbar setup for my tv and I feel like I’m in the theater omg

[jared @jaredagx]

@thejosiahdewd I got black 😵‍💫

[jared @jaredagx]

Okay wait, sorry I actually need the black iPhone

[jared @jaredagx]

@brandonxpina The duo will be seeing me unfortunately

[jared @jaredagx]

@brandonxpina Not the goose

[jared @jaredagx]

@mahaetrix Omg yesssss pls! Come down and you can stay at my place!

[jared @jaredagx]

the bots omg???😭

[jared @jaredagx]

First essay submitted, I’m really doing this huh

[jared @jaredagx]

@mahaetrix No amount of money can pay for the words these hands write 😌

Tell #her

[jared @jaredagx]

First essay submitted, I’m really doing this huh

[jared @jaredagx]

@p0cketpapiii Okay now come hang out in pjs and watch tv with me 😌

[jared @jaredagx]

@p0cketpapiii It’s Covid friend