jaredbennett

I play Matlock by day and tend to smoke a lot of cigars by night. Love the Dropkick Murphys, Reel Big Fish and the Tossers. Huge ASU fan.

[jaredbennett @jaredbennett]

@rez_devil Bet you could make some money having one of these at a tailgate.

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

Bruce Jenner

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They have Biden’s goal for the night written in the lower corner.

[jaredbennett @jaredbennett]

@RapSheet The best part of this tweet is the BetMGM ad that came with it

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

I just found out there’s porn on Twitter!
If this gets 100 retweets I’m posting a photo of my taint.

Warning: it has a slight rash on it.

[jaredbennett @jaredbennett]

@HouseOfSparky A true Sun Devil would never want to go 0-12. Lose to U of A? Time for you to turn in your pitchfork.

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@chirobrandt Sweet we are excited to start hanging out again on Thursday nights too!

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@timringTV Probably not the person who needed to be fired after getting waxed by WSU.

[jaredbennett @jaredbennett]

@rez_devil Lol you might need some dance lessons though.

[jaredbennett @jaredbennett]

@playnewworld I’m ready to queue

[jaredbennett @jaredbennett]

@chirobrandt Cheaters!

[jaredbennett @jaredbennett]

@ChrisKarpman I may or may not have fallen for it.

[jaredbennett @jaredbennett]

@chirobrandt Heather thinks he is adorable!

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@ChrisKarpman Pffft we are basketball school!

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@chirobrandt Timely

[jaredbennett @jaredbennett]

When did Sparky stop doing real push-ups?

[jaredbennett @jaredbennett]

#LetitO Ducks!

[jaredbennett @jaredbennett]

@rez_devil Most guys try to snap off the clandestine pic of hottie, not Rez he is all about the coaches.

[jaredbennett @jaredbennett]

Can we get a Sparky who can actually do push ups?

[jaredbennett @jaredbennett]

@rez_devil I’m in