jared

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[jared @jaredcanread]

Finally recovered from LA almost a week later!

[jared @jaredcanread]

One minor inconvenience, and it only takes 3 seconds before I’m online shopping and trying to supplement my serotonin for the week!

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

There are far too many fools for the day to be funny.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

As a general rule, there’s no problem Donald Trump can’t make worse.

[⋆˚☆˖ @behtreeninsan]

Opening Twitter right after waking up to check on the world’s condition is equivalent to our grandfathers reading the newspaper in the morning

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
The air conditioner was running
Because you live in the south

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

The DOJ staffer responsible for redactions:

[jared @jaredcanread]

@mae_midnight13

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“finally a day off”

my day off:

[roo @rootemperature]

venmo me when u get home so i know u are safe ❤️

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

Oklahomans making $31k a year when a billionaire gets taxed:

[buddhatree @buddhatree]

I donned my gay apparel for this?

[jared @jaredcanread]

Undoubtedly these 🥰

[zeus ✨ @LawyerBaeee]

What’s yall favorite picture yall took this year?

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Headline writers not messing about

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

I was indoctrinated into being a liberal in high school and college.

It happened when I was taught history, the basics of government, and critical thinking.

Really sinister stuff.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

see how I manage my anxiety. Very not at all. Very caffeinated. Very in bed.