Jared Dunn

My real name is Donald. But you can call me Jared, Glasshole, or whatever you want to call me. Ex C.O.O. & executive. Current caregiver.

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

“How would you like to die today, mother fucker?!?”

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

@duncantrussell Oh is that because the movie is 3 hour long, or because the CGI and amazing acting may cause you to dedicate yourself?

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

Hello

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

Hello! Please don’t be frightened. A quick survey:
How likely are you to die from something other from COVID-19?:
Which one?
Which one?

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

What is everyone dying from today? (: :(

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

Dear, @Covid19. You’re welcome.

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

@kumailn It’s America. What was honestly to be expected? There’s not one shred of surprise in all this.

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

@brooklynishigh Wow. You and I are on the exact same page in regards to BOTH of these tweets.

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

@kumailn What’s wrong?

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

@YouPorn What does one do if they destroy pussy?

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

I had an aunt once who was deathly afraid of the sun.

https://t.co/H2aajSPETF

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

@SaintKeenan @kanyewest Enters the necessary evil.

Rightfully & expectedly so.

this guy fucks - @fuhktoff

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

@halford_rosie @janeclarejones @AYFKMPEOPLE @NeepsnTatties @MargaretAtwood Absolutely not.

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

Today I am announcing my running for the presidency of these divided states of America. #vote
My campaign will be about #transparency (Glasshole).

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

@YouPorn A game that will not disappoint.

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

https://t.co/A8ZM1qFy6l

A sad day for us all. He & his skills will be missed. #FifthElement has been one of my all time favorite movies, partly thanks to this great. And can’t forget #LOTR ❤️

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

This guy won’t be “fucking” anything for the next couple of days. #lastofus2 #hybernation #nosex

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

@brooklynishigh #BLM is a good cause though

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

@kumailn Un-fucking real.

[Jared Dunn @JaredDunn_Piper]

@kumailn @realDonaldTrump is a chicken shit mother fucker.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Armed soldiers against peaceful protestors? With the president's enthusiastic approval? Are you shitting me?