Erlich Bachman

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[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

I just officially signed a multimillion dollar deal to acquire a plastic straw and bag company. The future is bright 😎

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

Hey @Pharrell WTF does it feel like to be a room without a roof?!?

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

Silicon Valley was so close to being called "Erlich Bachman's home for peculiar children"

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

I appreciate everyone who comments on porn videos. This is definitely something that adds value.

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

Release the Jian Yang files!

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

GRND Stock holding steady

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

I've had 3 margherita pizzas and I'm not even buzzed.

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

Top 69 now 😎

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

Had some conversations with Elon and he says I’m in the top 420 for the job if it becomes available. Just waiting for my Opium Den liaison and Kim Jung-un to return my reference request.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

Remember the name Jacob McClean, because he moved in next door and I’m terrible with names. Thanks

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

Are you allowed to have a pet in prison?

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

@elonmusk Pitch: Model Y Not?

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

Mr. @elonmusk, from one billionaire to another (Bing it), I’d recommend diversifying and purchasing Aviato and PiedPiper. I have many other ventures baking in my incubator that I’d love to run by you. Let’s grab some @PhilzCoffee (on you) and chat

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

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[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

To be crystal clear, I am @nottjmiller nor have I have ever claimed not to be @nottjmiller

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

"The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it." - Frank Herbert, Dune

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

I need to get a Halloween costume, I hear that illegals are giving out rainbow fentanyl #FoxNews

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

Is anyone else happy my Step Dad Steve died or just me?

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

@SethWickersham I leased it out on @turo

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

In a 6-3 ruling, the Supreme Court has determined that every girl must allow me to help them find their earrings

[Erlich Bachman @RealErlich]

@encrypted_soul_ @TechBroDrip Agreed. Very handsome