Jared Eborn

Dr. Eborn's Trophy Husband. Not as pretty in real life.

No patience for anonymous bigots. Got a name? Use it, own your hate and maybe we can have a discussion.

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

@Ben_In_Utah Free tickets to the men's game with purchase of women's tickets?

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

@Timwhough Considering debts and assetts, you and I probably have a larger net worth, too.

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

If Ivanka flips, will Donald then claim he is not actually her father? Will he then ask her out for a date?

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

And thus ends Air Force's passing game plays for the day.

[SI College Football @si_ncaafb]

Air Force goes 94 yards for the longest play in school history 🔥

(via @CBSSportsCFB)

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

@CelesteMaloyUT @CPAC I mean, showing up at CPAC isn't going to get a single extra vote, but it sure will cost you some votes.

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

@CelesteMaloyUT @CPAC You realize you're already the GOP nominee and don't need to grovel at the feet of the lowest possible group of 'conservatives' available, right?

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

@Ben_In_Utah @StallionCornell @ExmoCringe I first saw it here: https://t.co/P4EMyWlvMW

Not good people, the Turners.

[poletic kate @poetickate]

we’ve been getting bullied by a mormon woman with the name of a 90 year old south american grandma??

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

@MormonGarbage @poetickate LOL, I remember my first time getting the DezNat target on my forehead from Brother Turner.

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

@Tjonesonthenba *ex-Jazzman Russell Westbrook

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@_Cultch Angels want to watch porn with us?

Ewww

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

@SpencerJCox You could always ask our guys in DC to do something about it. Something responsible adults would do.

Ask them to reject MAGA and either nominate someone sane or suck it up and vote for Jeffries.

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

"Rep. Blake Moore: House must elect speaker so it can aid Israel"

Easy solution, vote for Rep. Jeffries.
https://t.co/633oUSTjIH

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

@SpencerJCox Could you, as governor, please ask our Utah congressional delegation to quoit being obstructionists and do something that helps the country even if it means the Democrats 'win.' Because right now the GOP in Washington, not the Democrats, are the biggest threat to global security

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

@theshums Nor the Dodgers win.

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

@Tjonesonthenba Dang it. You're making me miss sitting next to you

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

@Tjonesonthenba We know

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

@Tjonesonthenba Do your job, TONY!

[Jared Eborn @jaredeborn]

Does anyone want these blocks to remain open to cars? ANYONE at all?

[Salt Lake City Economic Development @slcecondev]

In phase 1 of the Main Street survey, Salt Lakers sought enhanced green spaces, dining, events, versatile areas, public art, and a community market. The study team incorporated this feedback into 4 design concepts, now seeking feedback in phase 2 at https://t.co/zRKbwSuVuY!