Jared Fagerstrom

Willing to do anything to have Art Briles reinstated back to demigod status

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@ConanOBrien what are you doing for dinner? Shake shack on me if you are free

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@chipgaines just one Baylor Bear and former Wacoan reaching out to another to see where you are watching the game tomorrow while in Boston. I’m a former employee of @Blackoakart out here for grad school with my wife (a former HQ employee for Mag)

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@MBTA how am I supposed to sleep with this crap going on directly outside my apartment? His welding is turning my bedroom into a strobe light party. Please do us all a favor and sink the green line below ground. Thank you

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@Uber_Support I really didn’t enjoy booking an Uber, having the app malfunction causing me to cancel my ride and restart and then having fares jump to over $50 in the 15 minutes it took to regain access to the platform and get connected to another driver. Please refund me

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@grizzymcguire @realDonaldTrump Like essential oils or something?

[Jocko Willink @jockowillink]

I use the Oxford comma without mercy. DEAL WITH IT OR UNFOLLOW ME.

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@harrisondehay I am so tempted to block you sometimes. Repent and you shall be saved

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@SportsCenter your programming sucks. 15 minutes of tennis, 30 minutes about the no-call in saints game, 15 minutes praising Tom Brady. How much did the Patriots pay you to not mention that bs roughing the passer call that even let the Patriots back into the game late in the 4th.

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@KimMulkey @BaylorWBB if @CoachMattRhule leaves us for the FAILING jets, can Baylor Nation trust you to take on an additional head coach job and lead @BUFootball to the College Football Playoff? We need your �� and tough D on the field and the court. Thank you for your service.

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@Uber @Uber_Support I’m sick and tired of your drivers parking in the bike lane to pick up/drop off their customer. I have been hit by too many of your dumb customers opening their car door directly into me as I have to swerve around your driver taking my bike lane.

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@jimmyfallon do you have an extra copy of Fever Pitch? I recently moved to Boston and need to get pumped up for some World Series baseball

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

Dear @johnlegend my wife and I love your music very very much. I am an extremely poor graduate student and my wife works her tail off to keep us afloat. I would love to surprise her to your November 25th show in Boston but can’t afford it. Can you help me out here? Thanks John!

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

If I had a special power it would be to repair broken chips and prevent future breakage of chips. If I didn’t break these, then who did @traderjoes??

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@satyanadella my Xbox controller keeps on disconnect and I can’t figure out why! Could you help a fan out? Loved the book by the way - Hit Refresh was a fascinating look into what your company has done and will be doing in the coming years!

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

#friendlyfenway #sox879 yeah baby

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

#friendlyfenway #sox808 yeah baby

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@_drewhumphrey_ Ha yeah, and not to mention the soccer pitch is roughly 15x the size of the basketball court

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@KyrieIrving are you in Boston today? I need a good place to watch the fireworks

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

@JohnKerry are you in Boston for the 4th? I need a good rooftop to view the fireworks from!

[Jared Fagerstrom @JaredFagerstrom]

SMH, South Korea shoulda had that game over Mexico.