YouWentToJared

Christmas lover

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

Hijinks ensue.

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

@BoozAllen I’m attempting to apply for a position, however the CV upload field on your site errors out 500 Internal Server Error. Help!

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

@ricky_nauta They gotta have the Death Star already planned out. But that comes with it being blown up, so maybe no….

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

Is @homedepot run by incompetent government? No one ever answers any phone. Ever. I dare employees to try the way the public does.

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

@Sharky_Bricks This map is my fave. Wonderful work!

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

“Let me check my voicemail.” Said no one in the last 10 years.

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

@eightsleep Any option for no-subscription? Amazing stuff

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

Random thought.
As a kid growing up on Guam when my classmate had poptarts I thought he was so rich. 🤷‍♂️ #fatkiddreams @PopTartsUS #guam

[Guam Museum @guammuseum]

In 1817, the Russian Navy brig, Rurik, under the command of Otto August von Kotzebue visited Guam for less than a week. Despite their short stay, the expedition collected a lexicon of 181 CHamoru words as well as captured images of island life, such as this, of a CHamoru family.

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

@SwitchedOnPop Revisiting @thecure Head on the Door album. I still love “Six Different Ways” so much. Been on repeat.
I especially love the uncommon 6/8 time signature in a pop band song, it gives a feel of stumbling forward. The interesting drum beat and piano ostinato are perfect.

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

@ricky_nauta Yeah no. If they want me to eat dagan at least buy me dinner first

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

@ricky_nauta Unspoken rule after a typhoon: “if it’s in your yard, it’s yours”

[Uncle Rick of MicrONEesia @ricky_nauta]

Jo Koy coulda been a hero to the world if he did his concert here on Guam as Typhoon Relief.. he missed his opportunity..

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

@HDCares bring back ship to store here on Guam #1710.
We’ve been hit by a massive typhoon and need Home Depot to come through with ship to store. You used to have it, but it’s been taken away from us

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

@HomeDepot why won’t you ship to the Guam #1710 store anymore? You used to be the saving grace to us far flung Americans. Better pricing and services.
Now that there was a devastating typhoon, we need you even more. Help us out

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

@dillp671 One doesn’t deny new Zelda games. Downloaded and 2 hours in.
#goodbyeworld

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

@latitude13 Lucky if anyone wears shirt even #sinajanamobil

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

@latitude13 They are in immigration court limbo. Waiting for years to be seen. If ever

[YouWentToJared @jaredfcruz]

@drdrew https://t.co/VtEt0YYCFO

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@drummersalmanac love love love the count-in videos. Can you please do “This Charming Man” by The Smiths?? The guitar intro is so deceptive to me, I can’t ever get the initial hit