Jared 👻

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[Jared 👻 @JaredGarado671]

The Leaf villages handsome devil’s 🍃

[trin @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you

[chopped sashimi @chuncmoder]

order a 6th beer and continue to think about how i’ve betrayed and destroyed myself for absolutely fucking nothing

[WEST @westsidebuzzin]

I really pulled 3 mentally ill hoes in a ROW 🫥 #maybeitsme

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

gen z supervisor at work said "new tech unlocked" when I told him there was a second toaster oven in the break room. I dont like that this guy can fire me

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

😭

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

how it feels acting less capable so nobody asks you for anything

[cee @1ovesickkk]

threesome except its me you and the reassurance i wanted

[D @D_The_Husband]

I'm a blue belt in jiu jitsu and have done a handful of boxing classes. If someone asks me if I'm a mixed martial artist I will say yes.

[rene @reneholic]

Starting a petition so @TMobile can put towers at @EDC_LasVegas next year

[Tife @whoistife_x]

may our biceps get bigger and our shoulders get wider.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

that girl with a tattoo between her tits would make a great mother for my kids

[青(joe) @waywardjoe]

おやすみ

[ratte @rattecs]

hey bro are u free i wanna bottom frag on ur team

[tewbown @twob0ne]

1% of my incel pain would one shot any femcel larper