JaredGoff486

[JaredGoff486 @jaredgoff486]

My coworker just told me I needed a haircut. Told him to suck my cock or I’ll murder his family

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Just made a 9/11 joke at work and my coworker DID NOT think it was funny

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Sooooo r we just supposed to forget that Odell poops on girls chests?

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My car keeps saying maintenance required.. like WHAT! Did my car fucking poop its pants?

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@EASPORTSNHL HOLY SHIT DID U ADD ANYTHING TO BE A PRO. ITS THE EXAT. FUCKING. SAME.

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@EASPORTSNHL Fuck u all

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@EASPORTSNHL THE MENUS R EVEN THE EXACT FUCKING SAME

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@EASPORTSNHL This game is fucking ass. U dumb fuckers just copy and pasted the exact same game. “Oh yeah we got rid of Lt” my fucking ass. Can’t believe yall just scam people and I was the dumbass who fell for it. No new animations. Poke checks r still ass. Ur development team is dogshit

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Just munched 5 Advil and I feel like I’m gonna explode

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I think this poop is too big for my butt. It won’t come out

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Alright that’s it. Why does it smell like chicken salad on the toilet?!

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Smells like it’s boutta rain and it’s not fuckin raining

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Such a grind to not jerk off during work

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R.I.P. Dolly Parton my main side piece. That ass was sooooooooo fire

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I love poopin and wasting time at work

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Just got blazed. My whole day is ruined

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@TyrodTaylor12 FUCK YEAH. JAREDS BOUTTA GET HIS HAND IN THE DIRT

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Zyn x Coffee x white monster x sunflower seeds x Diet Coke x sausage egg and cheese = browns to the Super Bowl

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Indians and black people DO NOT mix well

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Can’t believe they cut my guy pavia. They will rue this day dammit. They will rue it