As we land back in Boston from Florida
Wife: “Jared it SNOWING. And if you can pretend real hard it’s like sand, flying through the air, like it’s Florida”
Me: “...........”
Me: How did you sleep last night?
Wife: Not well.
Me: Why?
Wife: I got too hot and then you pissed me off in my dream.
Me: I guess I’m sorry. #MarriageTip#lifewiththewife