Jared “Giggles” Hackmann

Animal loving, god fearing, Pusillanimous man. Here to spread misinformation and hella cheeks. 92’ ZBT

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

Might be a hot take… Aaron judge is in the convo for best right hand hitter of all time.

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

Who wins in a fight Gandalf vs. Dumbledore. I’m winning so much bread on -110 Gandalf.

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

Idk about yall… I can no longer go on twitter in public.

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

@yonder4628

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GONE! The iconic McDonald’s on College Ave. in State College.

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

A wise man once said a grande sugar cookie latte gets rid of all hangxiety

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

Hear me, and hear me well… If it wasn’t foggy that one night where tf would Rudolph be right now? You don’t become the goat from one championship.

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

Idk why the Bat Man calls him the jokester. He’s lowkey not that funny and kinda scary

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

Asking other people in the theater if they are here for the movie

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

Went on a breakfast date and the ketchup bottle just queefed all over my eggs… I’m murdering everyone here.

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

Oh YEAH PAL! I’m playing checkers. Meanwhile, ur playing checkers.

It is a two player game and we are playing together. Please tell me ur having fun!

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

Campus security won’t give me unlimited building access at night, and honestly, good call… Nor would the rabbit buy a fox a pair of running shoes

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

If my girlfriend finds this account I’m changing name, country, and potentially gender if it comes down to it.

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

Hal?

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

Yk what those fucks don’t tell you about the Epstein files?… I wouldn’t know they didn’t tell me.

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

Tbh I only been farting so far. Yall ain’t seen shit yet

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

What it feels like to be sent home in the uber before midnight on blackout Wednesday.

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

I live by the same rule for golf as I do woman… I hit it as hard as I can and if I can find it, I do it again.

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

ZYN CONSPIRACY‼️
Before I start I’m very happy and would never hurt myself…
Guys they are putting something in zyns to make us keep buying them. I don’t know what it is yet but I’m cracking the code as we speak.

[Jared “Giggles” Hackmann @jaredhackmann]

I realized it might be best not to text everything that comes to mind

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Found a place that had $10 espresso martinis and margaritas ln. Did you know you still spend $200 if you have 20 of them?