Jared Mark Smith

maybe a 7 1/2

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News Headline: Brooklyn Couple Wants To Keep Wedding Small

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@JDVance @TheoVon Lotta couch there

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@JDVance Wait til this dude finds out what party he’s in

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@kellyccooper That is a ticket to the Big Bean Factory

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@waziot Oh no I’m shaking!

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When they put me in charge of your surprise birthday party

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You think they’re showing the game at Thai Diner?

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bro farted

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Man who opened Asiana plane door in mid-air tells police he was "uncomfortable" - Yonhap https://t.co/AfVjKZ5cmb

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I always prefer to stay in unless anyone I know is doing anything

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Stop ordering soda and bitters and order bitts and bubs

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@TomiLahren Wut

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Dry January: if you order more than two rounds of soda and bitters just bring a nalgene

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@annevclark And some kids gonna get cracked while tryna hop an ollie over a three stair in front of an Albertsons

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Idk who needs to hear this but the love of your life is not on Brooklyn hinge standouts

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@ohJuliatweets DynaLa

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Serotonin: it’s not just a river in Egypt

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@samjamescorrie Lotta talk for someone who doesn’t watch Foundation 😤

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Saddest Brooklyn story
For sale: Butt plug, never used

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“How late you gonna be there?” Is New York for I’m not coming

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New Banksy?

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No one talks about how Europeans actually have the worst tattoos