Jared Kaplan

I create social media content for your favorite TV shows.
Very stable genius.

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

I did a Bond marathon this summer and ranked the movies on Twitter as I went. It was a fun distraction during COVID times. And now here we are in November.

So now I'm embarking on a marathon of every @StephenKing film adaptation ever made. It's gonna be a wild ride.

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

Maybe I’m just not the audience for this but I genuinely do not understand why they’d make Evil Dead movies that aren’t fun. What does Bruce Campbell think about this?

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

MAGA: I don't trust doctors or medicine.

Also MAGA: Yep this horse paste oughta do the trick. This woman on Twitter told me.

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

Hantavirus is a RNA virus, and ivermectin should work against it.

Ivermectin blocks RNA viruses from entering the nucleus, inhibits viral replication, disrupts integrity of the viral membrane and can prevent viral replication.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

MAGA accounts tweet in unison about the need for a White House ballroom following WHCD incident

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

This is incredible television

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

This is what Red Cross doctors look like apparently

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

Jonah Hill can play Joey Pants in a future biopic, that's for sure.

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

Watching the #Outcome trailer and trying to figure out why Joe Pantoliano looks so different.

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

I refuse to believe people are this dumb

[Variety @Variety]

Nick Cannon Calls the Democratic Party the 'Party of the KKK' and Says 'I F--- With Trump' https://t.co/iKFTvqSmWR

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

Only if Deuce Bigalow gets sent first

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

Rob Schneider, who does not have a history of military service, called for the U.S. to reinstate a military draft for men and women amid the war with Iran. https://t.co/EkO3k5TU5y

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

We know

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

@maybeintheface He reversed the order the second time though, like he changed the priorities.

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

@MeghanMcCain Come on Meghan, surely you can understand the difference here, right? Think really really hard and it’ll come to you hopefully

[The Audacity @theaudacityamc]

Welcome to the chaos.

#TheAudacity premieres April 12 on AMC and AMC+.

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

If people are outraged at what the NYC mayor’s wife said on Facebook when she was 15, they’re gonna lose it when they hear what Donald Trump has said every day in his 70s.

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

Interesting precedent to set. Donald Trump is okay with people celebrating when someone dies. Noted.

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts]

Donald J. Trump Truth Social Post 01:26 PM EST 03.20.26

Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[The Audacity @theaudacityamc]

Our thoughts exactly. 🤬

#TheAudacity premieres April 12 on AMC and AMC+.

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

@NotInTheFace_69

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

Ok these are all terrible but gun to your head which one would you pick if you were forced to have one lit in your living room every day? I guess I would go cheese?

[Redd @ReddCinema]

McDonald’s to sell limited edition six-pack of candles that smell like Quarter Pounder ingredients: Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion & Beef.

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

Apparently they left out one that smells like “Buns” and that’s gotta be the logical winner right?

[Jared Kaplan @JaredKaplan]

Posting AI videos of yourself trying to look cool is a level of pathetic I don’t know if this country has ever witnessed.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

MAHAMania: SnackDown