Jared Kenney

Veteran & Culture enthusiast 🇺🇸 👟 $jfkenn3 … All views presented are mine and do not represent my employer or the DoD . Follows/RTs/links ≠ endorsement.

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m usually not one to start conspiracy theories but someone or something is controlling Elmo in this recent video

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

this was the future bald guys were promised in the late ‘90s and then 9/11 and Obama ripped it away from them.

[The Farmer @TheFarmerchad]

First social interactions witnessed by Roman legionaries in Britannia, 44 BC

[Kristy Tillman @KristyT]

What is old is new again, because we went through an entire era of mini cards on keychains in the 00s

[The Yeti 🇬🇧 @Scotland2Philly]

I found this phone in Boston last night.

If anyone knows who it belongs to, let them know it’s at the bottom of Boston Harbour.

[Jared Kenney @jaredkenney]

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[Mattias @Coalzhenitsyn]

The faggots at NYT are seething that tourists aren't visiting Obungo's library, slam poetry, and poopsex pride parades

[yosoymario @yosoymario91]

Viking raider chasing a panicked Muslim defender through the streets of Seville, 844 AD al-Andalus

[Alex Barth @RealAlexBarth]

Yeah, they get it

[Braves Stash 🇺🇸 @BravesStash]

The damn gas stations need to fix their prices as quick as they ran them up.

[Jared Kenney @jaredkenney]

THIS IS A MUST

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

HR Derby is ditching the clock, per @EvanDrellich:

1st round: 20 swings
2nd round: 15 swings
Championship: 15 swings

Last pitch each round is "swing until you don't go deep."

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Most surreal moment of our lives. Filmed the whole call, will post the video later.

[Jared Kenney @jaredkenney]

Hahahahahahahahahhahaha

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scotlands sweetheart 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @humphriezz]

This is how the Scottish conquer lands … no fighting, no death just traffic cones on statues

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[Jared Kenney @jaredkenney]

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[Jared Kenney @jaredkenney]

Wow

[Jared Kenney @jaredkenney]

Sheeeesh

[Vince Dao @VinceDaoTV]

“Just signed the biggest geopolitical agreement of our decade, now let’s have a celebratory cage fight at the White House”

Absolute cinema.

[Jared Kenney @jaredkenney]

Omg

[Man-Soo Lee @palehose05]

They should put a goldfish in here and then imbed it into a 1/1 Topps card